13 other animals, children and weird things that look freakishly like Ted Cruz
Last week, news broke of a guest on Maury Povich that looked like the female version of presidential candidate Ted Cruz (R-TX).
But here are 13 other pets, children and people who look remarkably similar to the senator.
1. These dogs that looks like Ted Cruz:
(Photo via Twitter)
ted cruz looks like dogs that have had their faces stung by bees pic.twitter.com/9tgCJdcIdp
— obi juan (@amber__sims) April 19, 2016
2. When Ted Cruz does that weird teeth thing and looks like Jerri Blank from “Strangers with Candy” 
3. Three kids stacked on top of each other in a trench coat trying to get into a rated R movie.
hi i’m ted cruz, definitely not three toddlers stacked no sir pic.twitter.com/WlRSO1f0MY — nevona (@nevona) March 24, 2015
4. Whatever the hell this thing is.
5. He totally looks like snot boy from Halloween:
All I’m saying is @tedcruz looks like snot boy from Halloween town pic.twitter.com/6ZcPt76y2c
— Melindaaa (@melindaaa_l) January 15, 2016
6. Howdy Doody if he was possessed by the devil:
Ted Cruz looks like Howdy Doody possessed by the devil pic.twitter.com/aq7ce8Rsul — Jordan Zakarin (@jordanzakarin) January 15, 2016
7. Kevin Malone from “The Office”:
don’t know much bout politics but I do know Ted Cruz is weird and looks like Kevin Malone pic.twitter.com/V0MPEKfKPY
— Liam Dougherty (@LiammDougherty) January 29, 2016
8. This poor unfortunate baby: 
9. Cult leader David Duchovny (Not really David Duchovny though I’d join his cult):
(Photo via Twitter and Jamelle Bouie/Flickr)
10. Count Chocula:
(Photo via Twitter)
11. The Penguin:
(Photo via Twitter and Gage Skidmore/Flickr)
12. The gross alien wearing a dead man’s face as a mask:
(Photo via Wikipedia and screen capture)
13. A grown up Mark Del Figgalo (recurring character in Zoey 101):
(Photo via Imgur
All the other ones you probably already know:
Ted Cruz Duke’s Grayson Allen (Photo via Michael Katz/Twitter)
(Photo via Q105)
Young Musician Ted Cruz looks like what @boburnham will be in about 15 years pic.twitter.com/giWk3n3OhC — Adam Coffman (@A_Coffee4) April 20, 2016
Ted Cruz looks like a slightly melted version of Grandpa Munster, but vote however you want #IowaCaucus pic.twitter.com/sayGJrBDc4
— Nate Jandernoa (@natejandernoa) February 2, 2016
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