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WATCH: Hilarious video shows just how crazy the conservative push for bathroom cops really is

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Funny or Die has offered viewers a training video for would-be bathroom cops who want to make sure that “gender outlaws” are not illegally using the restrooms.

Officer Tammy Cox, a “proud member of the bathroom police,” offers the tips in order to keep every restroom a “safe and wholesome place.”

After first greeting the incoming bathroom patron, Officer Cox explains how to ask that person for proof of their sex — a photocopied photo of their genitals should do the trick.

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If, however, no such proof can be produced, the officer is instructed to determine whether the patron has a “bulge or a flattie.” And if that is impossible to determine with the officer’s eyes, well, that’s when the HTC (Hand-To-Crotch) examination must take place

Cox warns the trainees: “You will have to keep your senses sharp in order to sniff out any illegal ding-dongs.”

No word yet on whether North Carolina has hired Officer Cox to train its Target-boycotting citizens.

Watch the video below:

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A closer look at Trump COVID contractors reveals inexperience, fraud accusations and a weapons dealer operating out of someone’s house

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A firm set up by a former telemarketer who once settled federal fraud charges for $2.7 million. A vodka distributor accused in a pending lawsuit of overstating its projected sales. An aspiring weapons dealer operating out of a single-family home.

These three privately held companies are part of the new medical supply chain, offered a total of almost $74 million by the federal government to find and rapidly deliver vital protective equipment and COVID-19 testing supplies across the U.S. While there’s no evidence that they obtained their deals through political connections, none of the three had to bid against competing firms. One has already lost its contract for lack of performance; it’s unclear if the other two can fulfill their orders on time, or at all.

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The View’s Meghan McCain calls for cops to be charged for ‘blatant murder’ of George Floyd

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"The View" co-host Meghan McCain called for charges against the Minneapolis police officers over the fatal arrest of George Floyd.

The four officers lost their jobs over the death, which prompted widespread protests that were met with tear gas and other violent tactics from police.

"There was huge amounts of protesters that took to the streets last night, and I think people are sitting in their homes and seeing what is blatantly a murder of a man on camera, and George Floyd, I watched the entire video," McCain said. "I know we didn't want to show the entire thing, but it's very graphic. It's very violent."

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Rudy Giuliani and his alleged mistress praise hydroxychloroquine on his ‘sad’ radio show ‘that no one listens to’

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This Monday, Rudy Giuliani interviewed a woman alleged to be his mistress where they praised the benefits of the antimalarial drug hydroxychloroquine as a cure for coronavirus.

During the interview on Giuliani's Uncovering the Truth program, Giuliani repeatedly referred to Maria Ryan, the CEO of a small New Hampshire hospital, as "doctor." Ryan was accused by Giuliani’s third wife of having an affair throughout their marriage. Giuliani has denied the affair.

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