Thankfully, suspected terrorist Ahmad Khan Rahami seems to have been woefully incompetent at his job.
Not only did Rahami fail to kill any civilians when he blew up a dumpster in Manhattan over the weekend, but he managed to get himself caught by police less than two days later after a bar owner recognized him as a man who had passed out in his bar's hallway.
The internet, as it is wont to do, had a field day ridiculing Rahami for being perhaps the most inept terrorist we've seen all year. Below is a sample of some of the highlights:
Ahmad Rahami in custody. to recap, this criminal mastermind: 1. killed a dumpster 2. had his luggage stolen 3. made New Yorkers feel tough— david ehrlich (@david ehrlich)1474299034.0
How your jihad ends: Handcuffed on your back in the rain surrounded by armed American officers & rusty hippie cars https://t.co/pN3NSwUL81— Benny (@Benny)1474299356.0
Ahmad Khan Rahami, worst terrorist ever. Didn't kill anyone including himself. Thank God for his incompetence. https://t.co/BNBVKcfEPp— mom (@mom)1474301428.0