Thankfully, suspected terrorist Ahmad Khan Rahami seems to have been woefully incompetent at his job.
Not only did Rahami fail to kill any civilians when he blew up a dumpster in Manhattan over the weekend, but he managed to get himself caught by police less than two days later after a bar owner recognized him as a man who had passed out in his bar’s hallway.
The internet, as it is wont to do, had a field day ridiculing Rahami for being perhaps the most inept terrorist we’ve seen all year. Below is a sample of some of the highlights:
Area terrorist incompetent, fat https://t.co/z69ApYbWL1
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) September 19, 2016
Ahmad Rahami in custody.
to recap, this criminal mastermind:
1. killed a dumpster
2. had his luggage stolen
3. made New Yorkers feel tough
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) September 19, 2016
How your jihad ends:
Handcuffed on your back in the rain surrounded by armed American officers & rusty hippie cars pic.twitter.com/pN3NSwUL81
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) September 19, 2016
— Stooie J (@XtherealjaxonX) September 19, 2016
Ahmad Khan Rahami, worst terrorist ever. Didn't kill anyone including himself. Thank God for his incompetence. https://t.co/BNBVKcfEPp
— TaxedNotRepresented (@TaxedNotRepped) September 19, 2016
Doesn't everyone take a nap in a bar after setting off a bunch of pressure cooker bombs? Ahmad Khan Rahami
— The Caruso (@CargoLaw) September 19, 2016