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‘This is about a guy who never brought a woman to orgasm’: Bill Maher tackles Trump’s ‘crowd’ problem

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Bill Maher can’t get over Trump’s obsession with the size of his crowd. On Friday night’s “Real Time” the comedian called out Trump’s obsession for what it is.

“This is about the size of his d*ck!” Maher exclaimed. “This is about a guy who never brought a woman to orgasm! He probably thinks it’s rigged.”

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Maher also noted that Trump’s crowd was about as big as the Church of Scientology. “The difference between Scientology and Donald Trump is Scientology has better celebrities,” he joked.

His biggest concern, however, is the fact that Trump sees a multitude of people that aren’t actually there.

At the top of the show, Maher began by announcing, “it’s day 7 of the ‘War on Facts.'” The comedian noted that when he grabs his phone each morning to check the news Siri now asks him “are you sitting down?”

But after the Women’s March on Washington, Maher has hope.

“Something is happening,” Maher noted. “We finally have our own tea party. Except with our own teeth and correctly spelled posters.”

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He went on to joke that when Trump saw the march he was so furious he came out to the Truman balcony with a bullhorn and shouted insults at the women.

Maher also knocked Trump’s recent Executive Orders, saying that when President Barack Obama signed an order it was after study and checking with lawyers. “With Trump, they’re just signed tweets!” Maher said.

You can watch the full video below:

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Britain’s Prince Harry and Meghan to give up royal titles — ‘the hardest #Megxit possible’

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Britain's Prince Harry and his wife Meghan will give up their royal titles and public funding as part of a settlement with the Queen to start a new life away from the British monarchy.

The historic announcement from Buckingham Palace on Saturday follows more than a week of intense private talks aimed at managing the fallout of the globetrotting couple's shock resignation from front-line royal duties.

It means Queen Elizabeth II's grandson Harry and his American TV actress wife Meghan will stop using the titles "royal highness" -- the same fate that befell his late mother Princess Diana after her divorce from Prince Charles in 1996.

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GOP senator tells home-state press that impeachment trial must be ‘viewed as fair’: report

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Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) spoke to local reporters on Saturday about her role in the upcoming Donald Trump impeachment trial.

Murkowski explained she would likely vote with Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on an initial vote on whether to allow witnesses. However, she left the door open to voting for witnesses after House impeachment managers make their opening case.

"I don't know what more we need until I have been given the base case," she said. "We will have that opportunity to say 'yes' or 'no' ... and if we say 'yes,' the floor is open."

Overall, Murkowski said it was important for the trial to been viewed as fair.

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White House press secretary urged to do her job: ‘We don’t pay you to be a Twitter troll’

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White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham was blasted on Saturday over the confusion resulting from her refusal to hold daily press briefings.

CNN senior media reporter Oliver Darcy was alarmed that Grisham's assistant, Hogan Gidley, was forcing reporters to refer to his remarks as coming from a "sources close to the President's legal team."

Darcy noted that Trump had repeatedly questioned the veracity of unnamed sources, making it problematic for Gidley to demand to be quoted as such.

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Grisham responded to the criticism and asked Darcy to "stop with the righteous indignation.

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