The organizer of Donald Trump's inauguration promised the event would display a "soft sensuality" -- and, naturally, the internet exploded with mockery.
Tom Barrack, the chairman of the inauguration committee, promised the Jan. 20 event would be beautiful, even if few celebrities are willing to participate.
“We’re fortunate in that we have the greatest celebrity in the world, which is the president-elect, side by side is the current president," Barrack told reporters on Tuesday. "So what we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is, we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place."
Barrack's comments spurred the imaginations of many Twitter users, who shared what they envisioned.
"Soft sensuality"? Is the inauguration going to be Cinemax After Dark? https://t.co/ypDlD172p4— Jed W. Keith (@Jed W. Keith)1484087258.0
If "Soft Sensuality" is a new fragrance by Ivanka Trump I'm going to be so pissed— YaYaAshley (@YaYaAshley)1484087211.0
"Soft Sensuality" https://t.co/ex8gelSPHa— Prairie Nilsson (@Prairie Nilsson)1484087200.0
#softsensuality https://t.co/jo1ZoVWLwQ— 🧚🏼♀️🧜🏼♀️🧟♀️Nota10 (@🧚🏼♀️🧜🏼♀️🧟♀️Nota10)1484087966.0
"Soft sensuality"...I just threw up a little in my mouth...😝😨 https://t.co/j4xwl20X49— Kim Barrett (@Kim Barrett)1484087013.0
Stop grabbing that flag!!!⚡️ “Are you ready for the 'soft sensuality' of Trump's inauguration?” https://t.co/I5XREFUT8n— Sharon Tito (@Sharon Tito)1484087763.0
‘The inauguration will have a soft sensuality’ https://t.co/EVqfrlz8hM— wren154 (@wren154)1484087265.0
"Soft sensuality" Aka 'no celebrities want to touch the inauguration with a barge pole' https://t.co/aCt5e6wRx9— Nicola ⛈ (@Nicola ⛈)1484087854.0