‘I’ve had bouts of food poisoning that lasted longer’: Internet laughs at the end of Anthony ‘Mooch’ Scaramucci
As soon as Twitter heard the news that Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was removed from his role as White House Communications Director, they went wild.
“10 days after a crude verbal tirade and even as new chief tries to tame chaos,” New York Times WH correspondent Michael D. Shear tweeted.
Scaramucci had a tumultuous first week with staffers resigning and a series of interviews that depicted him as a loose cannon.
Soon after he took the job, news broke that Scaramucci’s wife was divorcing him because he took the position.
“Whoa… that’s gotta be record-setting,” another user said. “Maybe less hair grease next time?”
Check out some of the best reactions to the Mooch ouster below.
.@ANSFreeman: Scaramucci got fired.
— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) July 31, 2017
Scaramucci resigned as White House communications director to spend more time fellating himself.
— Sarah Burris (@SarahBurris) July 31, 2017
Shortest-serving Chief of Staff
Shortest-serving NatSec Adviser
Shortest shortest-serving Communications Director
Scaramucci out! https://t.co/20iDTEHAxS
— Adam Khan (@Khanoisseur) July 31, 2017
Who would have thought Sessions would have outlasted Scaramucci.
— (((Charles Young))) (@CharlieYoungEsq) July 31, 2017
Cardinals receive Anthony Scaramucci from the White House for a player to be named later.
— Mike Colombo (@Mike_Colombo) July 31, 2017
Spicer resigns because of Scaramucci. Trump fires Priebus. Trump hires Kelly. Kelly doesn’t like Scaramucci. Trump fires Scaramucci.
— Travis Clark (@TravClark2) July 31, 2017
LONG LIVE THE MOOCH
— ashley ray (@arayyay) July 31, 2017
Scaramucci is gone! What a psychotic he is!! Hahaha
— Lassy (@NikonLass) July 31, 2017
The long, long, long career of soft-spoken, gentlemanly Anthony Scaramucci, Communications Director https://t.co/ecl148q7Ho
— Michael Harrington (@emh2625) July 31, 2017
I’m old enough to remember Anthony Scaramucci as WH comms director.
— Nathan Byrne (@nathanbyrne) July 31, 2017
— Jweavr (@Jweavr) July 31, 2017
Scaramucci is now free to pursue his true calling: being a family court guy
— timothy faust (@crulge) July 31, 2017
“I only hire the best people …”
— Winston Smith (@00WinstonSmith) July 31, 2017
Scaramucci to press: Life comes at you fast. If you blink, you might miss it.
— Zoey Bartlet-Young (@Zoey_Bartlet) July 31, 2017
Mooch’s blues: “Breakin’ my back just to know your name…”
— J. Williams (@VerbDC) July 31, 2017
I’ve had bouts of food poisoning that lasted longer than The Mooch.
— Frabjous the Elder (@timothy_boothe) July 31, 2017
Guy put all his trust in a con man because that's how badly he wanted to work with fascists. Then he got screwed. Poor guy! https://t.co/SXUzXi7qOq
— Seth Millstein (@SethMillstein) July 31, 2017
I bought milk the day Mooch was hired that is still good.
— Jeremy (@jeremywins) July 31, 2017
you cant really say Mooch was fired
when he was engaged for a cameo
by Bannon in this poor miserable show
— Affe (@Gangl_Gang) July 31, 2017
Uh oh, quick thought. Everyone is talking about Mooch getting canned… so what big bomb story is about to drop??? 💣
— 🌸AmieOnTheEdge🌸 (@sweetamber71) July 31, 2017
Now Hannity has to make room on the schedule tonight for the Mooch's Stalin show trial appearance.
— Mac Stipanovich (@MacStipanovich) July 31, 2017
* since there is no slang word for Shit loads of Cocaine that rhymes w Mooch.
— Marc Andreyko (@marcandreyko) July 31, 2017
For Mooch The Bell Tolls . . .
— FamiliesFirstAC (@FamiliesFirstAC) July 31, 2017
Moment of silence for all the Mooch skits on @nbcsnl we have been robbed of.
— Julie Daniel (@thejuliedaniel) July 31, 2017
I've had periods that lasted longer than Mooch's time in the WH
— rory katharine (@TelltaleShart) July 31, 2017
hahaha Mooch says clean slate for Kelly… same BULLSHIT Spicer said. From now on, CLEAN SLATE MEANS
I JUST GOT MY ASS FIRED.
— ADogsLife aka Riley (@adogslifeTO) July 31, 2017
— David Schantz (@DavidSchantz) July 31, 2017
OKAY WHO PICKED “10 DAYS” IN THE POOL pic.twitter.com/NRVvg74XQM
— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 31, 2017
Scaramucci has left the building. pic.twitter.com/IhKZ1d1oMj
— Carlos Franganillo (@cfranganillo) July 31, 2017
Anthony Scaramucci showing up to work today….. pic.twitter.com/OvWQ29eifb
— Mark (@MarkMizzouSteel) July 31, 2017