‘Your Honor, eat a bag of d*cks’: Internet loses it after Trump lawyer emails stranger to ‘watch your back — b*tch’
These days, someone with any degree of separation from President Donald Trump can be the subject of scrutiny, uproar and, on Twitter, hilarity.
When ProPublica revealed that Marc Kasowitz, the attorney representing Trump in the Russia investigation, had sent a string of abusive emails to an unidentified recipient that included, among other things, telling the man to “watch your back, b*tch,” the Internet exploded in disbelief.
“New rule,” Mother Jones‘ deputy DC bureau chief Daniel Schulman tweeted. “Only email Marc Kasowitz for comment after 9 p.m.”
“I don’t know where Roger Stone ends and Marc Kasowitz begins,” another user incredulously claimed.
“Today was the day Marc Kasowitz finally became president,” yet another said.
Check out the best of the Kasowitz email reactions below.
Let me guess: Poker is not Kasowitz’s game.
— SF Lauren-86 (@LWilliams395) July 13, 2017
if you can believe it, trump's personal lawyer is an expletive-spewing, trigger happy psychopath https://t.co/ybyKlAhVZ4
— marisa kabas (@MarisaKabas) July 13, 2017
Copy editor footnote to Kasowitz emails: Sometimes he stars out the vowel in “fuck,” sometimes not
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) July 13, 2017
In Marc Kasowitz’s defense “Watch your back, bitch” is also my default email signature.
— Tim Duffy™ (@TimDuffy) July 13, 2017
This kind if unprofessionalism and abuse is probably what Trump loves about him. Well, & the fact that Kasowitz was one of his only options.
— Kelli (@KellOnEarth7) July 13, 2017
Mark Kasowitz was holed up in his office, hating everything, and decided to check his email one, last time before he went home.
— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) July 13, 2017
"In conclusion Your Honor, eat a bag of dicks and go fuck yourself with a sack of shit." -Trump's lawyer pic.twitter.com/kw3RPJ2fTm
— Nathaniel Friedman (@freedarko) July 13, 2017
What if we all inundated Kasowitz with messages of "Resign Now"? How long before he shuts down his Twitter account? #KasowitzResignNow
— Ursula Staar (@ustaar) July 13, 2017
Inviting Marc Kasowitz to connect on LinkedIn
— high quality person (@jwboyes) July 13, 2017
Sounds like trumps lawyer Kasowitz wants to throw hand with a person that emailed him. That's so Trumpy. https://t.co/7zmyo0x7ke
— Dezzy X Bwyant (@DatBandWagon) July 13, 2017
What if the ghost of bad doppelgänger Eazy-E got into Mark Kasowitz’s body in the black lodge somehow?
— Dave Coustan (@extraface) July 13, 2017
Kasowitz’s face gives the vibe of being like this 24/7
*Waiter brings the wrong food*
“How dare you, scum. Sleep with one eye open bitch.” https://t.co/oMyoFZpm8R
— Tyler (@TheYoungSwede) July 13, 2017
Mark Kasowitz: ….. *sends one reply*
*sends another one: AND ANOTHER THING!! pic.twitter.com/Tq8Ng53tSY
— Khal Draghoe (@brownandbella) July 13, 2017
Marc Kasowitz writes e-mails like kids send messages on XBOX Live.
— DezCaughtIt (@darealbuzz) July 13, 2017