Mysterious sea monsters that wash ashore are rarely mysterious (and never monsters)
(Photo via Preeti Desai/Twitter)

The real weirdos never even make it to land. An adorable sea blorb that didn't wash ashore, but was instead pulled up from the abyss. You'd never find something this cute decomposing on the beach. Asher Flatt The ocean is a mystery and all that stuff. It’s a wild stallion to be ridden, it’s a woman…