Now that "Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli is really, seriously going to jail for his Hillary Clinton hair stunt, Twitter has something besides Sen. Ted Cruz's porn fiasco to make fun of.
Shkreli initially avoided going to prison by posting bail, but after he called for a $5,000 bounty on a lock of the former presidential nominee's hair, a judge ruled that he "may be creating ongoing risk to the community."
"Martin Shkreli goes to jail, making everyone's day," Twitter-famous doctor Euguene Gu wrote.
Others, like Washington Post's Kayla Epstein, noted that Shkreli's obsession with Clinton had deep roots.
Read the creme de la creme of the Twitter reactions to Shrkeli's imprisonment below.
Things that never get old - 1) A great night with friends 2) Hearing your favorite song at a concert 3) Martin Shkreli going to prison— Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter)1505345098.0
bye pharma bro https://t.co/DVyj9TTirS— Ribwich Bitch (@Ribwich Bitch)1505345772.0
I hope "pharma bro" Martin Shkreli gets his ass beat in jail...He can't hide in jail, unless he PC's up..— #ITISWHATITIS (@#ITISWHATITIS)1505345842.0
Martin Shkreli $5,000 for a single hair? An entire wig is only like $30. Who would mark up a product like tha....ohhh right.— Stephen Pratt (@Stephen Pratt)1505344339.0
The only good things that have happened this year have been the bad things happening to Martin Shkreli— Mark Agee (@Mark Agee)1505343383.0
Man, between Ted Cruz, Steve Mnuchin, Martin Shkreli, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders, its been a motherfucker of a week for assholes.— Tommy T 3 (@Tommy T 3)1505345627.0
@RVAwonk Pharma Bro has a new name now..... Karma Bro!— Steve Holderness (@Steve Holderness)1505345383.0
Martin Shrekli posted his way into the big house. The internet rulez— Nathan Bernard (@Nathan Bernard)1505342962.0
Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli headed to jail after judge revokes his $5 million bail. https://t.co/IpZsR6U3dX— Denizcan James (@Denizcan James)1505342816.0
The first guy with diabetes Martin Shkreli sees in jail... https://t.co/PXssfgkR5r— B Thor (@B Thor)1505341862.0