This Pastafarian just schooled Georgia officials for refusing to respect his spaghetti-worshipping religion
A so-called “Pastafarian” who claims to worship the “Flying Spaghetti Monster” is fighting Georgia officials for the right to wear a spaghetti colander in his official driver’s license photo.
Chris Avino said the state’s decision to bar him from wearing the religious headgear violated his First Amendment rights — and on Twitter he suggests he’s preparing legal action against the state.
The state initially allowed Avino to wear a colander on his head for a temporary driver’s license photo, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution explained, but officials recently decided that he would need to take a new photo — without the colander.
Angelique McClendon, the top lawyer for the Georgia Department of Driver Services, said in a letter to Avino that the state allows people to wear a veil, scarf, or headdress in their driver’s license photo. But “a colander is not a veil, scarf or headdress,” she said. “A colander is a kitchen utensil commonly used for ‘washing or draining food.'”
The state “does not deem it appropriate to allow customers to be issued identification cards of licenses that portray satirical or offensive points of view,” McClendon added, describing Pastafarianism as “not a religion” but instead a “philosophy that mocks religion.”
But Avino is refusing to back down.
“Just because a colander is not traditionally used as a headdress does not mean that it cannot serve that purpose,” he wrote to McClendon in response to her letter. “In fact, it does serve that purpose for the tens of thousands, perhaps even hundreds of thousands, of believers who claim Pastafarianism as their religion.”
Pastafarianism and its deity the Flying Spaghetti Monster were spawned in 2005, when Bobby Henderson mocked the Kansas Board of Education for allowing the teaching of Intelligent Design, a variation of creationism, in public schools. Since then, Pastafarians from around the world have won the right to wear a colander on their head in their driver’s license photos.
Avino insisted that he took Pastafarianism seriously, and did not consider his headwear to be a form of satire.
“You may find our beliefs to be strange, but as strange as you may feel they are, they are still our beliefs. Some may find it strange that Christians believe that Jonah spent ‘3 days in a whale’s belly’ according to some texts,” he wrote. “Some may find it strange that Muslims believe that Muhammad was carried to the seven heavens on the back of a winged horse. Some may find it strange that Scientologists believe that Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy brought billions of people to earth in a DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Maybe you, the reader of this letter, do not personally believe that Muhammad flew to heaven on a winged horse, but do you question the validity of Islam as a religion?”
Avino said the state of Georgia had no right to judge whether his choice of religion was valid or not.
“Our religion exists,” he concluded. “It is legitimate. Its claims are no less valid than the claims of other recognized religions. I am in no way breaking the law or breaking any rules by wearing my religion’s headdress, a colander, during my driver’s license photo. But DDS is. DDS is infringing on my 1st amendment right to express my religious beliefs freely within the laws of the United States of America, within the laws of the state of Georgia, and within the rules of the DDS.”