‘What a cuck’: Internet hilarious mocks Gorka after it takes him 7 tries to parallel park
Sebastian Gorka, former senior aide to President Donald Trump who left to go back to Breitbart, had trouble parking his black Ford Mustang convertible in Washington, D.C. Thursday night and it brought plenty of mockery.
It was revealed in July that Gorka drove the fancy car but only because of the unique vanity plate reading “Art of War,” a favorite book of his friend Steve Bannon.
Just passed Seb Gorka on the Hill. His license plate is "ART WAR" pic.twitter.com/CFG471373A
— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) July 31, 2017
Another Mustang with an “Art of War” vanity plate was observed taking seven different shots at trying to park.
My buddy took a picture of this car which took 7 tries to parallel park pic.twitter.com/vkZHoUyrIv
— Sameer P Lalwani (@splalwani) September 1, 2017
The internet exclaimed with hilarity, mocking him as they do so frequently. Here are some of the more amusing comments below:
7 tries? What a cuck.
— Alt_Lawyer (@alt_lawyer) September 1, 2017
— Jasen Castillo (@CastilloJasen) September 1, 2017
— BC (@liesagreedupon) September 1, 2017
Does Call of Duty count? /s
— DR_O_oDR (@DRO_oDR) September 1, 2017
Seems like he had a hard time achieving appropriate clearance. https://t.co/iUxtAxHDNs
— Omar S. Bashir (@omarbsr) September 1, 2017
Did we ever settle on calling that one "Pencitration"?
— Joseph Harrison (@joeyfh) September 1, 2017
Oh my God, that really is his car. He has got issues. pic.twitter.com/prCgJ5Owlk
— Joe (@seosmh) September 1, 2017
Seb Gorka's car. This poser never served in the U.S. military. But he has insignias for Army Special Forces and SOCOM in the red circle. https://t.co/PIEPKZMUJR
— Brandon Friedman (@BFriedmanDC) September 1, 2017
Is that a 9-11 remembrance on his license plate? The guy wasn't even living in this country then, what a joke.
— Michael Ellis (@Michael_Ellis__) September 1, 2017
Sebastian Gorka is every fucking dad who think they are the reincarnation of the main character from Gladiator.
— prolapsed neolib🌹 (@lapsed_neolib) September 1, 2017
and he can't parallel park. so not my image of an alpha male
— Laura Rozen (@lrozen) September 1, 2017
Betcha five bucks there's at least one throwing star in the glove compartment.
— SMD (@seanmfdineen) September 1, 2017