'Concerned' Minnesota man explains how butt 'enzymes' cause AIDS

Speaking before a State House committee, which is voting soon on a gay marriage bill, “concerned Minnesotan and father and husband” Mike Fry presented his own version of how gay men contract AIDS.

When there’s ejaculation into a vagina, there’s a barrier there -- as in your packet it states there -- of a cellular tissue that doesn’t allow the sperm that has an enzyme at the head of it to penetrate the blood flow. It is designed to go to the egg, that enzyme is meant to burn the outside membrane of the egg cell, go inside the egg and then deposit ...

When ejaculation occurs inside of a colon, it’s highly absorbent material, the cells do not have a barrier for the sperm and those enzyme get into the blood flow. When those enzymes enter into the blood flow and a continued and prolonged environment to that happens -- these enzymes into blood flow -- it causes what we know as AIDS.

AIDS, of course, brings upon common diseases, colds and things.

Apparently the House Civil Law Committee was not convinced by such medical testimony. The committee successfully passed the bill. And the Senate Judiciary Committee voted 5-3 to approve same-sex enzyme swapping, as well. The same sex marriage bill now goes to the full senate. Full House and senate votes are expected in the coming weeks. Gov. Mark Dayton reportedly said he would sign the legislation.

Watch it here (via Wonkette):