Another fake women's health center exposed
August 08, 2008
They want to direct you into a CPC if you're pregnant or not, it turns out. The Helpline has a fake "quiz" up to determine if you're exhibiting enough pregnancy symptoms to require a test. Surprise surprise, you're probably pregnant, you poor slutty dear. It's not actually a quiz, because no matter what answers you put in, it tells you to go to a crisis pregnancy center for a test. They don't tell you about the lies and the guilt trips you have to endure for the test. I entered that I was not sexually active in the quiz, but that yes, I do have headaches. (Actually, not true. I never have a headache.) And it warned that I may still be pregnant and should be tested to be sure. I wondered how dumb they thought I was, but then remembered in high school how you'd hear rumors about non-sex-based ways to get pregnant, like from pools or toilet seats. I could definitely see someone, especially someone who got the non-education they call "abstinence-only", taking this in a panic and then going to the local CPC to be told (hopefully) that they aren't actually pregnant, but that they should never ever take a birth control pill because they're so dangerous. And don't work. And neither do condoms. And let's hope you're back soon brewing a real baby to give up for adoption.
Anyway, I know it's not much distraction from the Edwards story, but it's still a good expose, and if you know any organization that's giving referrals to this place, contact them and let them know that it's probably best to go with the tried and true: Planned Parenthood.