Swing Your Partner Round And Round

Lindsey Graham is threatening the fifty-second Republican constitutional amendment of the past ten years because habeas corpus was upheld.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) vowed Thursday to do everything in his power to overturn the Supreme Court’s decision on Guantanamo Bay detainees, saying that, “if necessary,” he would push for a constitutional amendment to modify the decision.

A former military prosecutor, Graham blasted the decision as “irresponsible and outrageous,” echoing the sentiments of many congressional Republicans and President Bush.

I would love it if some intrepid Republican would produce the New Republican Constitution. It would be interesting to see a bold reimagining of the founding document of our nation if a third of it was about nothing but penises, sales taxes and Arabs.