The unfathomable reason MAGA remains infatuated with Trump — despite his contempt

Hypocrisy, thy name is Donald J. Trump.

And yet the MAGA cult refuses to see it.

Trump is Biff from Back to the Future, always giving noogies to MAGA’s George McFly. Only they enjoy it and ask for more.

He is the embodiment of “Rules for thee, but not for me,” by preaching a lifestyle he’s never lived to the same people he’s been grifting for over a decade. And they love him for it, fully unaware that he can’t stand any of them.

Trump isn’t a Christian, and he’s never read the Bible, because if he did, he’d be able to name his favorite passage when asked. He doesn’t read anything, not even his daily briefings, preferring a “Good Parts Only” video presentation because he has the attention span of a gnat.

Trump has no idea how much a gallon of gas costs, because he doesn’t drive a car (he also can’t ride a bike, because no one ever loved him enough to teach him how, which is why he mocked Joe Biden for falling off his bike one time).

Trump has no idea what food costs, because he’s never been grocery shopping once in his life. I like to imagine someone gently escorting Sundowning Paw Paw into his local Publix and him reacting to the abundance on the shelves with the wonderment of a caveman discovering fire. Telling him how much coffee prices have spiked would be meaningless to him, because he doesn’t drink coffee.

The price of his beloved Diet Coke, like all other Coca-Cola products, has increased 4% thanks to his arbitrary tariffs, but he doesn’t care because he never pays for anything.

Trump is a con man who’s bankrupted multiple casinos while laundering money for the Russian mob and also has multiple other bankruptcies, but he’s told MAGA he knows more about all of the things than anyone else. In reality, they’re the constant dupes who can’t stop falling for the never-ending game of Three Card Monte he’s been playing since he descended that gold escalator in 2015 and flung his loaded diaper all over our political norms.

Trump’s hair is fake, he wears lifts in his shoes, and he spackles on makeup in hues that vary from Circus Peanut to Burnt Umber without bothering to blend. I call this look the MAGA-not Line *rimshot*

While MAGA makes fun of drag queens. Trumpocrites are gonna Trumpocrite to the last.

Trump bullies reporters who ask him questions based on facts. He never answers, but turns it around by asking “Who do you work for?” as if they’re not standing in the same room with OAN, Fox, and Newsmax, and therefore everything he says is being covered by all of them at the same time. MAGA can’t grasp that the truth about Trump is true no matter who’s reporting it, but that’s also why he’s buying up the media. “Fake news” is just the truth he hates, but ten years of eating his lies has left them unable to consume anything good for them.

Trump violates the Constitution just by existing. He makes untold millions, even billions, on crypto deals and shady investments, has accepted “donations” from foreign interests that most people would call “bribes,” and has invited war criminals to the White House. He’s never gone hungry a day in his life, but he was fine with cutting off SNAP benefits during the holidays and expected Americans to simply buy fewer gifts and cut out a few Thanksgiving side dishes.

Trump is a petty, thin-skinned, jealous, convicted felon and sexual abuser whose name appears in the Epstein Files just as much as Jeffrey Epstein’s and Ghislaine Maxwell’s, if not more. His fear of being revealed as the fraud he is has led to the current chaos he’s causing in Iran and elsewhere around the globe. It’s why he attacked Greenland and Venezuela, then moved on to the Middle East, even after promising MAGA “no new wars.” U.S. Navy ships have taken up a presence around Cuba, which will be the next Epstein distraction that only adds to Trump’s unspeakable body count.

Trump has never once delivered on a promise. He stole Joe Biden’s campaign slogan, “Promises Made, Promises Kept,” as if being willfully obtuse is a replacement for doing any actual work. Trump promised “No new wars,” but tell that to the families of the dead kids in Iran. He promised to lower prices and has instead brought the global markets to the brink of another Depression.

The MAGA cult is happy to keep up the Trumpocrisy. They called President Biden “Genocide Joe” while they ignore Trump and Netanyahu in cahoots with Putin to flatten Gaza, turn it into the Atlantic City of the Middle East, and install Jared Kushner as their Nucky Thompson.

Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC), on the brink of expulsion thanks to cheating on her Congressional expense report, still tweets about the Epstein survivors without mentioning Trump. Openly gay married father of two, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, ignores Trump’s homophobia, as well as the demands to comply with the Senate Finance and House Oversight Committees by giving them access to the US Treasury’s own set of Epstein Files. Which not enough people know about, because of Trump’s inexplicable chokehold on the media.

This week, while still calling any elections Republicans lose “rigged” ahead of the 2026 midterms, it was revealed that Trump had voted by mail. Which is the exact opposite of what he wants MAGA to do. And when he was asked about such egregious hypocrisy, guess what happened?

He was in Palm Beach, but he was so busy cheating at golf that he had someone else fill out his ballot for him and drop it in the mail. And yet, he gets away with that non-answer because the media can’t push back with any consistency, and MAGA will never hold him accountable.

But I always will.