Conservative panics after the Pentagon dunks on Fox News personality Tucker Carlson

The United States military is livid after Fox News personality Tucker Carlson attacked female service members.

"So we've got new hairstyles and maternity flight suits. Pregnant women are going to fight our wars. It's a mockery of the U.S. Military. While China's military becomes more masculine as it's assembled the world's largest navy, our military needs to become as Joe Biden says more feminine, whatever feminine means anymore since men and women no longer exist. The bottom line is it's out of control, and the Pentagon is going along with this," Carlson said.

The Pentagon put out a press release under the headline, "Press Secretary Smites Fox Host That Dissed Diversity in U.S. Military."

"The United States military is the greatest the world has ever seen because of its diversity, Pentagon Press Secretary John F. Kirby said during a news briefing this morning. Kirby addressed this because a Fox cable show host used his show to denigrate the contributions of women in the military and to say the Chinese military is catching up to the U.S. military because it does not allow women to serve in the percentage the United States does," the Pentagon wrote.

That resulted in a panicked tweet from Geoffrey Ingersoll, the editor-in-chief of the right-wing website the Daily Caller, which was founded by Carlson.

"Could there be any surer sign we're f*cked than the DoD writing dunk headlines about diversity?" Ingersoll asked.