Conservative columnist awkwardly describes Trump as GOP's 'hot chick' that 'puts out'

Conservative columnist Kurt Schlichter had a bizarre analogy for GOP front runner Donald Trump.

On Tuesday, Schlichter went on CNN and criticized Trump, comparing him to a "hot chick" who "puts out," but who in the end is crazy.

"As a young man, I learned that hot chick that you're dating is also completely crazy," he said. "And as much fun as it is to go out with her, it's going to end badly."

He then went on to call Trump the "super-hottie of the I-hate-the-GOP-establishment-so-much-I'm-now-insusceptable-to-reason crew. He's sexy. He likes to party and he absolutely puts out in the sense that he gives it to the RINOs good and hard."

RINO is an acronym used by the right to refer to "Republicans in name only," or people they don't consider conservative enough.

This isn't the first time Schlichter has referred to GOP presidential candidates using creative language. Last month, Schlichter published a fictional version of what he imagined having Florida Sen. Marco Rubio in office would be like. The story imagined Rubio taking down the Islamic State terrorist group with the help of an ex-Marine called "Wildman," and bossing around Iraq's prime minister

The Iraqi prime minister called the President to complain that he had never given permission for any of this; the President informed the Iraqi leader that America wasn’t asking.

Watch Schlichter's comments, as posted to YouTube, here: