Trump — desperate for money — unveils a new fund-raising racket: ‘Hair Jordans’

With roughly a half billion dollars of civil penalties clawing at his bank accounts, former President Donald Trump unveiled a new fund-raising scheme on Saturday: Trump Sneakers.

Word is, that when you make a cut on the basketball court, they squeal louder than Trump after a court ruling.

The shoes, gold lame high tops with an American flag detail on the back, are being sold as “Never Surrender High-Tops” for $399 on a new website that also sells Trump-branded “Victory47″ cologne and perfume for $99 a bottle.