READ: Andrew Giuliani and George Santos' epic 'pathetic' spat over who is Trump's favorite

There’s political theater and then there’s vaudeville slapstick: guess which George Santos and Andrew Giuliani engaged in on X Friday.

Santos, the former New York Congressman ousted over multiple criminal accusations, and Giuliani, the failed conservative gubernatorial candidate and son of a former mayor facing possible disbarment and a court-ordered $148 million defamation payment, dove headfirst into a heated debate over who had the closest relationship with Donald Trump, the former president facing 91 criminal charges.

“Hey @AndrewHGiuliani,” Santos wrote. “I’m 100% confident you are and will always be DJT’s favorite caddy!"

"Appreciate that @MrSantosNY,” Giuliani snapped back, “Seeing as Trump doesn’t even want to be in the same ballroom as you, I’ll take that as a compliment!”

This was the highpoint of the hour-long exchange which included references to prison cigarettes, sons who can’t live up to beloved fathers, the words “scumbag” and “little b—-,” a misrepresentation of Due Process, and the dormant state of “Giuilani" heroism.

There was also a moment when Santos — who has claimed falsely that he was the star of the Baruch volleyball team, has worked on Wall Street, suffered through the kidnapping of his niece and that his grandmother died in the Holocaust — calls Giuliani a liar.

“Just can’t stop making stuff up to be relevant can you?” Santos wrote. “Cry because you’ll never be the man your father is. Now sashay away.”

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Followers of this heated political debate professed themselves confused and disgusted.

“This attacking is pathetic,” @SweetPeaJeepher said of Giuliani. “George has one of the best voting records in Congress and is a huge President Trump supporter and MAGA - why don’t you stop attacking one of our own and direct your vitriol at BIDEN!”

“Pathetic,” added Damian Cross. “Your enemies lord over us and the two of you fight for scraps. You're stronger than this, Andrew. Become the fighter you were meant to be.”

To Santos, user @ELE_Network said, ”I’m surprised to see you acting like a little child on social media. Especially after you acted with such integrity and resolve in Congress."

Here’s the whole conversation, as of 11 a.m.

George Santos: Hey @AndrewHGiulianiI’m 100% confident you are and will always be DJT’s favorite caddy!

Andrew Giuliani: Appreciate that @MrSantosNY ! Seeing as Trump doesn’t even want to be in the same ballroom as you, I’ll take that as a compliment!

George Santos: Awwww @AndrewHGiuliani it’s ok, we know it’s tough to be relevant when your dad is a living legend that we all love… so attacking others is your next best thing… You will NEVER measure up to the great Rudy Giuliani!

Andrew Giuliani: Well I’m gonna go cry now b/c not having the approval of @MrSantosNY , if that is in fact your name, is the worst thing that can happen. Sad. You know you’ve requested private audiences with President Trump and he wants nothing to do with you. Keep firing Anthony!

George Santos: Another Lie! Just can’t stop making stuff up to be relevant can you? Oh @AndrewHGiuliani you should go cry, cry because you’ll never be the man your father is.

Now sashay away

Andrew Giuliani: Hey @MrSantosNY , I’m gonna pick up some cigarettes for ya for your stop in the slammer…what’s my budget? $199.99

George Santos: Smoking is your thing bubba. And now I see you are going to resort to more attacks… Now you are just boring me with your pea sized brain and its lack of creativity. I have random trolls with better creativity than you.

Andrew Giuliani: Well, I’ll give ya this @MrSantosNY creativity is your thing.By the way, I actually think you should still be in Congress, not because you won’t be convicted, which I think you will, or because you’re a model citizen, you’re a scumbag, but b/c I believe in Due Process!

George Santos: I’ll give you this too… we all saw your creativity in full display with some of your story telling during the campaign… Should I link the article or you remember? And being called a scumbag by a known scumbag isn’t an insult to me @AndrewHGiuliani…

Andrew Giuliani: Link away, @MrSantosNY . Let’s ramp this up. If this is all you got, you ain’t gonna make it a week behind bars. You better toughen up @MrSantosNY !

George Santos: Ok you’re back to that one liner of yours and it’s really boring. How about you stop being a little bitch and do something about our crumbling city and country? I have a voting record in Congress to back my words and actions, I have a platform I upheld while

In office, all we get from you is cheap talk! Do you know why I say you’ll never be like your father? Because your father was a fucking hero, never backed down or quit in the face of adversity… meanwhile you cried foul your whole campaign because you were sore you were losing from day one. Now I think that somewhere inside you that Giuliani spunk is present and dormant, now I’ll pray it wakes up and you decide to go fight for this country like I did and many others do. So until you get to that level spare me from your pathetic insults and slurs as they don’t phase me one bit.

Andrew Giuliani: You’re right @MrSantosNY , nobody will ever be like @RudyGiuliani ! Agree there Antonio, but no need to project the B-word to me b/c you’re mad your Congressional voting record is less than one year!

George Santos: 11 months longer than your gubernatorial record… oh wait…

Andrew Giuliani: Snap Poll: What will be longer, @MrSantosNY prison sentence or his 11 months in Congress?

George Santos: Congratulations @AndrewHGiuliani for officially shilling for CNN and MSNBC and their talking points. I knew I’d pull the liberal out of the closet if I kept going on long enough.

Andrew Giuliani: Is calling @MrSantosNY a Scumbag shilling for CNN or MSNBC? I thought that was one of the few bipartisan things we could all agree upon…and you never answered the Poll question Anthony? Prison sentence > Congressional term?

George Santos: Plain English bubba, You’ll never be relevant!