First Lady Melania Trump's new Amazon docuseries is already being subjected to ridicule — and it hasn't even aired yet.
Jezebel’s Claire Guinan on Friday reveled in the news from the first lady's senior adviser Marc Beckman that her $75 million flop was going to be followed up with a series boasting a "full new experience for the viewers" with a "completely different look."
"Following the 'success' of her documentary, the First Lady is ready to dust off her sex pest film crew and get back on set for even more Melania Trump content," Guinan snapped back.
“If it isn’t a restaging of Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, then I don’t want it."
Guinan the continued to heap on the insults like Amazon heaps cash on Melania-themed content.
“I would also accept more content on Melania’s big a-- hat collection, insights on profiting from your own crypto coin, or more lunatic musings on replacing teachers with AI humanoid robots. Now that’s good television," she wrote.
“This docuseries could finally prove my theory that Melania is less a person and more a performance artist. A persona, if you will. But if I were betting my Melania coin, I would wager it’s just going to be more regime-sponsored slop,” she predicted.
"Never thought I would be wishing for one less woman in film, but here we are."