Mitt Romney Wants to Make it Easier for you to Hunt and Shoot Your Family

[This is old news.  It broke on May 10th or so, which in blog years, means the first person to publish it was Johannes Gutenberg. But I don't care.  I love this little nugget of GTFO.  I'm a grammar enthusiast and I can't not address this, so cut me a little slack, wontcha?]

Mitt the Liar loves him some guns. Grammar?  Not so much -- as demonstrated by the description of his gun policy which is on his website -- still:

As president, Mitt will work to expand and enhance access and opportunities for Americans to hunt, shoot, and protect their families, homes and property, and he will fight the battle on all fronts to protect and promote the Second Amendment.

I'm not sure "Family Hunger Games" is a platform the Romney campaign wants to adopt, although as a game show, it sounds far more exciting than "Family Feud."

In any event, hunting and shooting one's family is incompatible with protecting said family, so which is it, Mitt? Do you want to expand Americans' right to hunt and shoot their families or to protect their families?

Mitt Romney: Ever the flip-flopper.

***image via Amanda Underwood, all rights reserved.