Monkeys may technically be able to talk (but this will make you glad they don't)

They're physically capable, and boy do they sound terrifying Asif Ghazanfar, Princeton Neuroscience Institute X-ray Video of Macaque Vocal Anatomy An advanced vocal system, and a modest-sized brain that doesn't know how to use it. Macaques, a genus of primates found in Asian and Africa, have the physical capacity to speak in language, according to a…