Obama on the 'fourth quarter' of his presidency: 'I have something that rhymes with bucket list'

President Barack Obama poked fun at himself and at the press during the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday night, and more than a few of his jokes left some of the Washington press corps with their jaws open.

He ran with the notion that the's entering the "fourth quarter" of his presidency, and so he has less patience to deal with an intransigent Congress and other problems.

"People ask me, Mr. President, do you have a bucket list? Well, I have something that rhymes with bucket list," he quipped. "Take executive action on immigration? Bucket. New climate regulations? Bucket.”

And we also had to chuckle at this one...

"Being president is never easy. I still have to fix a broken immigration system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran, all while finding time to pray five times a day."

Take a look at the opening minutes of his remarks, which packed a wallop...

And here's a video of Obama's entire routine, including his 'anger translator'...