College Republicans: Now With Even More Alienation From Their Peers

University of Toledo College Republicans to "reclaim the campus" with Joe the Plumber, because nothing signals a successful ideological coup like the leadership of a former political celebrity. It explains why Providence, Rhode Island is run by Jessica Cutler's iron fist, the only interruption in the city's otherwise peaceful, safe lives being mandatory readings of The Washingtonniene: A Novel every Wednesday at noon.

It's a small price to pay for stability, my friends.