Late Night Random

Anybody here read Arabic, or know someone (preferably awake) who does? E-mail contact, por favor: auguste is free AT g mail DOT com, no spaces. [All taken care of! Thanks!]

Update: No one? Fine. I'll accept e-mails in the daylight hours, too. And rather than start a new post for this other ephemera - if you can stomach it, head over to Muir's place and take a look at what he's offering people who contribute to his fundraiser. Scroll down until you see a little Shockwave animation towards the right of the main column; you'll know you're in the right place when...well, let's just say that I'm ashamed to share a sexual orientation with the man and leave it at that.