'Thirsty af': Trump campaign channels millennial insults ahead of Ron DeSantis debate

Add this one to America’s list of powerful political repartee: “Ron DeSantis Is Thirsty AF”

That’s the title of a press release from former President Donald Trump’s spokesperson Steven Cheung on the heels of a debate Thursday night between the conservative Florida governor and Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA).

"Ron DeSanctimonious is acting more like a thirsty, third-rate OnlyFans wannabe model than an actual presidential candidate,” the spokesperson for the leading conservative candidate writes.

“DeSanctus is now so desperate for attention that he's debating a Grade A loser like Gavin Newsom.”

In a quote less than 250 words, Cheung managed to insult DeSantis, Newsom, Nikki Haley, drug addicts, OnlyFan users, residents of the city of San Francisco, the People’s Republic of China, and bobble-head dolls.

Insults directed at DeSantis target his height, alleged connections to a Chinese solar panel company facing federal scrutiny with a factory in Florida, and poor polling numbers.

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"Many are saying the DeSanctus campaign was devastated upon realizing that even Ron's extra-special high-heeled go-go boots couldn't lift his poll numbers,” states Cheung.

Conservative gadfly Laura Loomer shared the press release with her followers on X with a gleeful message celebrating the vitriol.

Her followers responded that Trump is “just the best” and the release was “the greatest statement ever issued.”

But the message didn’t land right with one Trump supporter who questioned the statement’s tone.

“I love Trump, but why does he rip on his opponents physical qualities?” replied Trish Anderson. “So uncool, big bully talk. If I could change one thing, that would be it!”