Trump pats self on back for 'Mission Accomplished!' attack on Syria

President Donald Trump declared "mission accomplished" in Syria on Saturday morning, following a late night missile strike on three locations near Damascus.

"A perfectly executed strike last night," Trump bragged.

"Thank you to France and the United Kingdom for their wisdom and the power of their fine Military," the commander-in-chief continued. "Could not have had a better result."

"Mission Accomplished!" he concluded.