George Conway mocks MAGA evangelicals with Trump-inspired 10 commandments
Anti-Trump attorney George Conway on Thursday took a shot at evangelical Christians who remain loyal to former President Donald Trump despite – or because of – his multiple indictments on charges related to making hush-money payments to an adult film star, illegally retaining top-secret government documents, and trying to illegally remain in power after losing the 2020 election.
Writing on Twitter, Conway delivered a Trumpian refresh of the Bible's 10 commandments that come with carveouts aimed at excusing Trump's years of un-Christian behavior.
"Honor thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy father’s golf course," reads one commandment.
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"Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting record," reads another.
Conway even used the commandment against stealing to poke fun at Trump's habit of misspelling the word "stolen" as "stollen."
"Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort," he wrote.
Conway's post was inspired by a separate Twitter post by Rep. Greg Steube (R-FL), who credited the power of prayer for the victory of Trump ally Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA) in the GOP's House speaker election.
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