Trump's latest ragegasm promises everything in the White House is fine and that he's not having a meltdown

President Donald Trump began his morning promising that everything was fine and there was nothing to see after every major news outlet published stories citing his "mood" and stability.

"The White House is running very smoothly and the results for our Nation are obviously very good," Trump said on Twitter Thursday. "We are the envy of the world. But anytime I even think about making changes, the FAKE NEWS MEDIA goes crazy, always seeking to make us look as bad as possible! Very dishonest!"

"The inner workings of the Mueller investigation are a total mess," he continued. "They have found no collusion and have gone absolutely nuts. They are screaming and shouting at people, horribly threatening them to come up with the answers they want. They are a disgrace to our Nation and don’t care how many lives the ruin. These are Angry People, including the highly conflicted Bob Mueller, who worked for Obama for 8 years. They won’t even look at all of the bad acts and crimes on the other side. A TOTAL WITCH HUNT LIKE NO OTHER IN AMERICAN HISTORY!"

Special counsel Robert Mueller has been largely quiet for the 2018 election, though that didn't stop the president from using the silence to criticize the investigation.