15 hilarious and surprising moments from the horrifying GOP debate

Wednesday night's GOP debate was, as usual, excruciating and endless. But here are three hours of hell boiled down into some important take-aways, life lessons, and teachable moments.

1. Mike Huckabee's #GTMO/#KimDavis analogy works so well once #GTMO inmates are paid $80,000/yr to issue marriage licenses #GOPDebate

2. Marco Rubio's family "fled from Cuba" before Castro was in power. #FYI. #GOPDebate

3. Marco Rubio's slipping in "instead of leaving it to some translator at @Univision" is #GOP equivalent of adding "in bed" #GOPDebate

4. "I'd rather go to Iraq than work for Carly Fiorina again." former staffer on not getting paid by Fiorina #GOPdebate https://t.co/bK9tsJnJkx

5. "It's all about America." Ben Carson's alternative to throat clearing or "ummm" #GOPDebate#StallingTactics

6. Big ups to @realDonaldTrump for going with a more natural hair shade. #ItGetsBetter#JustForMen

7. Ben Carson's doing really well for someone who downed 700 mgs of Quaaludes & is being fed responses through an invisible earpiece #Gopdebate

8. Well, I'd say a blob of cells, not tissue. But, sure. Close enough. #GOPDebate

9. The real litmus test is if Huckabee & other pseudo Christians sees human life as human life once it's born. #GOPDebate

10. That awkward moment when you get an ideological ladyboner for @RandPaul (#WarOnDrugs, #SomeForeignPolicy) #GOPDebate

11. #ThingsJedTaughtMe marijuana is Texan for cocaine. #GOPdebate

12. Me when I hear Chris Christie say that being pro-life means being pro life outside the womb: https://i.imgur.com/697eU.gif#GOPDebate

13. Marco Rubio: "America is not a planet." Donald Trump: "We don't have a country." #GOPDebateGetsUnderGradDeep#GopDebate

14. Trump just shared an emotional story abt a baby getting a horse-appropriate dose of a vaccine & going autistic the next week #Gopdebate

15. Of COURSE Rosa Parks should go on a bill. She ended racism. Duh!