MAGA trolls are spitting mad as bulletproof Dem rises

Over the last six weeks or so, Hunter Biden has emerged as the strongest and most vocal critic of Donald Trump since Gov. Gavin “Studly” Newsom. But instead of using AI to trigger the MAGA cult, Hunter uses “FU,” like a true son of Fightin’ Irish Joe Biden, because he knows his very existence is enough to set them off.

And he couldn’t care less about what they say, because he’s already heard it all, from the not-actually-a-laptop to those thirst trap photos that looked like Herb Ritts took them. Remember when Marjorie Taylor Greene used to bring them to work with her because, like most Republican women, her partner just wasn’t lighting her up the way she needed? I always imagine the staff at the local Kinko’s screaming “Not It!” any time Marge would send her assistant in with yet another thumb drive full of “evidence.”

Anyway, Hunter’s Substack, “Where’s Hunter?”-- cheekily named for the weak MAGA tweets trolling him over his struggles with addiction while they fully ignore the Trump Crime Family — is a treasure trove of truth, showcasing his art and detailing his seven years of sobriety.

In the heart-wrenching entry called “It’s Dad,” Hunter shares the story of the infamous voicemail his father left him, which no one was meant to hear. MAGA mocked Hunter for it because that’s what unloved bullies do.

I don’t believe we’re entitled to know absolutely everything about a public figure’s life, but when that voicemail was released, all I heard, as the mother of sons myself, was his father's love for him. I heard a father’s pain over not knowing how to help his beloved and only surviving son. I understood how much Joe wished his love was enough to protect and save Hunter, because that’s how all loving parents feel. If only our love could be manifested as a protective bubble when we can’t be with our kids.

Hunter also wrote about Lindsey Graham (remember how he died and Trump really didn’t care? Yeah, anyway, back to the garbage fire) better than any Republican did, because once again, a Biden led by example with grace and humility rather than finding a convenient scapegoat to blame everything on.

Everything that happened to Hunter as part of Trump’s political witch hunt happened to a private citizen in our country because the entire Trump Crime Family is threatened by the Biden family's record of being good human beings. Hunter also recognizes Trump’s sick obsession with his family, and the harsh language he uses is merited when he’s talking about what he and his father have dealt with thanks to years of MAGA bullying.

Hunter gave a masterclass in pushing back against Trump in a new and very NSFW interview with journalist and fellow Trump nemesis Jim Acosta this week, and he didn’t hold back one bit when he was asked what he would say if he were sitting across a table from the Orange Menace.

“I’d tell him to go f---- himself,” Hunter replied without hesitation.

And a nation of Democratic women swooned.

“This man has tried to torture me for ... 10 years,” Hunter continued. “The s--t that he says about my dad. His obsession with tormenting my dad. Hanging a picture of an autopen on the colonnade. Demeaning him and all the things he said about him.

“What the f--k kind of man would I be if I didn’t tell him to go f-- himself?”

This Jersey Girl fully approves of that take, as well as all of the other swears Hunter uses when rightfully raging against the adjudicated rapist Epstein Bestie. That’s really how all Democrats should speak about Trump, especially after his multiple losses last week, from his payout to E. Jean Carroll to his pet Todd Blanche tanking his Senate hearings to his shambolic appearance during his Biggest Lie Ever speech on Thursday, which has left Republicans in full disarray.

Amid that rambling nonsense was another targeted threat to anyone who writes or tells any truths about him that he doesn’t like. Hunter Biden has already won in that category as well this week, to the tune of $1.7 million, after emerging victorious in his defamation suit against former Overstock CEO and Trump sycophant Patrick Byrne.

You might recall that farce, but here’s an ICYMI rundown: Three years ago, Hunter sued Byrne (a longtime Trump ally who repeatedly promoted the Big Lie about the 2020 election) over his claims that he had reached out to the Iranian government in 2021, offering to have his father “unfreeze” $8 billion in Iranian funds in exchange for a bribe. It was a major MAGA trolling point, which Trump himself shared on his shell company-funded Truth Social.

Byrne is also named in the Epstein Files, just like Trump and unlike anyone with the last name Biden, which is just another weird coincidence.

What I love most about Hunter Biden’s DGAF attitude is that it’s also my attitude. He tells all of the harsh truths about himself before MAGA can, taking the wind out of their collective bullying sails. He points at everything Republicans are willfully ignoring about Trump and says all of the things elected Democrats can’t — at least, not publicly — lest they risk their proximity to power. But what does Hunter Biden have to lose, after everything he’s been through?

Absolutely nothing.

What can MAGA say about him that hasn’t already been said?

Absolutely nothing.

So what can Democrats learn from Hunter Biden?

Absolutely EVERYTHING.

They might not use the same salty language, but the truth about Trump is still true, no matter how you say it. Facts don’t care if you swear, because Trump is the real profanity, and he doesn’t get to decide what’s true.

Even if he never runs for office, Hunter Biden will be a guiding voice during a dark time, and I hope more people will start listening to him.