As an adult human woman, I find Donald Trump repugnant on all levels.
Trump is both a convicted felon and a sexual abuser. His name is mentioned in the Epstein Files exponentially more times than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible.
So of course, I can’t comprehend why any woman would allow him anywhere near them without demanding payment up front and a chaperone nearby. Too many others have happily thrown their professional lives away for the chance to work for him, then suffered the consequences of falling out of his favor. No one associated with Trump has had any kind of success once leaving his employ, and they definitely don’t have any respect from anyone outside the MAGA cult.
Just ask Karoline Leavitt, the latest casualty of Trump’s casual cruelty. She dared to leave him for a few weeks to have a baby, and because she paid attention to another human life instead of him, she mysteriously decided to quit — leaving Trump with his new favorite, Natalie “Wet Nurse” Harp, by his side.
Harp is said to be so obsessed with him that she’s willing to do “anything” for him. She once rode in the trunk of an SUV so she could be in the same vehicle with him. Leaked letters from Harp to Trump show a cultlike devotion even beyond what we’ve come to expect from MAGA. "You are all that matters to me," she wrote, adding that she wanted to "bring you joy."
I find it astonishing, because there’s so much self-delusion going on. Unless Natalie Harp was born without an olfactory system, she should be repulsed by the reported stench constantly wafting from Trump.
Harp doesn’t have any social media presence, so I can’t ask her why she’s into scatological play. Her estranged brother, Preston, has just emerged as a new social media hero for being as anti-Trump as possible.
Let’s unpack that, shall we?
Natalie Harp is 35 years old. This means she’s been “obsessed” with Trump for 20 years? Two decades ago, he was still the guy he always was, a chauvinistic playboy who couldn’t stop cheating on his wives or running his mouth. Why would a teenager be into that?
I learned what he was when I was a little kid. I grew up in New Jersey in the '70s and '80s, when he was always all over the New York tabloids for being his gross self. When I was 16, I was obsessed with Matt Dillon and John Taylor from Duran Duran.
Make it make sense, Natalie!
And that’s why Trump has never seemed intimidating to me. I’d had plenty of practice standing up to my dad, so it was easy for me to call Trump out when he was first running in 2015. I knew what he was, so 11 years ago this month, I told him what he was — and he didn’t like it.
Trump hates it when women don’t love him, because he knows why women don’t love him. He was ignored by his mommy and rejected by some hot girl when he was in his teens, and that’s how he became the most legendary predator to ever fall asleep behind the Resolute Desk. Just ask E. Jean Carroll, who’s hopefully already done some serious retail therapy after finally getting the first payout Trump owed her for three years.
I don’t know why none of this matters to Natalie Harp or anyone else still supporting Trump, but it doesn’t. In fact, there’s now a coordinated effort to stand up for Harp, now that Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) dared to tell the truth about Trump where other people could see and hear him
"He doesn't want to do the job," he said. "He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the Emir of Qatar."
That’s it. That’s all he said.
Compare that to literally anything Trump has ever said about any woman who doesn’t work for him. Aside from the infamous Access Hollywood tape, which should have ended his career, he’s always spoken about women as though he has a right to do anything he wants.
How quickly Megyn Kelly and others have forgotten. Just take a look at the coordinated MAGA response attacking Jon Ossoff, as if “innuendo” or “making suggestions” is in the same realm as Trump’s sex crimes against women. None of these people care about Trump’s crimes, because they’re being paid to not care about them. Every last one of them is a traitor to this country.
The willfully obtuse hypocrisy is staggering, the false pearl-clutching is ironic, and the whole thing smacks of Russian Propaganda 101. Six of those accounts have me blocked, by the way. Such brave patriots, she said while rolling her eyes.
We can see exactly what they’re doing here, because we all know exactly how MAGA treats Democratic women. The defense of Trump here would be laughable if it weren’t so disturbing. They’re rolling out the old “Donald Trump is a champion for women” line while making Harp sound like a saint who’s above any reproach, and it makes me want to primal scream for a full hour.
Tell us how he “championed” Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O’Donnell, and Stormy Daniels. Republicans have remained fully silent on E. Jean’s payout while being involved in the Epstein Files cover-up, but Jon Ossoff’s truth bomb is the worst thing that’s ever happened?
Puh-leeze, sleaze. MAGA hates it when we use their tactics against them, so they’re extra triggered over this latest manufactured outrage.
They’re scapegoating Jon Ossoff because they’re scared of how badly they’re going to lose the midterms. They see his charisma, good looks, integrity, and intelligence, and they know they can’t top it. So they bully him instead, using Natalie Harp as this week’s Untouchable White Christian Woman.
It’s also a way for them to bully a Jewish man without being obviously anti-Semitic, which they really want to be able to get away with.
That’s why we’re going to keep Harp-ing on Natalie for providing us with the kind of low-hanging fruit MAGA usually feasts on.
