Like Stanford/Milgram meets Skinner's Box

Malkin(s)watch is back! And crazy!

From now until Nov. 4, I will get all of my political news from these three sources:

* MichelleMalkin.com

* HotAir.com

* Hearsay (including, but not limited to chain emails and talk around the water cooler)

If anyone can do it, Ryan can do it, but I don't think he can do it. I know I wouldn't have been able to.

I mean, dammit, day one he had to endure three separate lipstick/pig posts and some sort of fucked-up "I am Spartacus" thing. I think. I don't know, I didn't watch it.

That's what Ryan's there for. Good luck, my friend.