MAGA is raging about Trump “losing” after the Supreme Court voted to strike down his racist and xenophobic birthright citizenship ban. They’re also big mad at Melania Trump for not hating transgender women nearly as much as they do. The Red Hat Death Squad is so in love with their hate, and they hate it whenever they’re forced to face the truths they’ve been avoiding about Trump for years, so they’re currently very busy scapegoating “leftists” for yet another Trump fail.
However, they’re oddly silent over another L that SCOTUS handed Trump on Monday, because they just can’t bring themselves to admit that he’s an adjudicated rapist whose name appears in the Epstein Files nearly as much as Jeffrey Epstein’s.
That’s high art combined with a major historical turning point, as far as I’m concerned. Frame it, hang it in the Smithsonian, and give it a plaque praising E. Jean Carroll for being the first (and hopefully not only) woman who’s ever held Trump accountable for sexual predation and abuse — which is why he has never stopped defaming her.
MAGA lost its collective IQ point when my eternal Shero first beat Trump in court in 2019, and they’ve never stopped crying about the jury verdict. They whined so much that Judge Lewis Kaplan (no relation to E. Jean’s powerhouse of a rock star lawyer, Robbie Kaplan) had to issue a statement explaining what words mean.
"Judge clarifies: Yes, Trump was found o have raped E. Jean Carroll," read a Washington Post headline stating that, though he was found liable for sexual abuse, the judge clarified that what he did met the modern definition of rape.
The most willfully obtuse don’t want to accept this truth about Trump, even after the SCOTUS ruling. But somewhere inside their broken brains, they know it’s true, which is why they’re so, so mad. The fake accounts are particularly triggered and are continuing to spew every Trump lie about E. Jean.
It’s only going to get worse for them because Team E. Jean wasted no time once the decision was announced. Her lawyers immediately filed papers in New York on Tuesday asking a judge to force Trump to pay her the now $5.8 million (oh, that pesky daily interest rate!) he owes her.
Of course, the compromised traitors who legally represent the adjudicated rapist are trying to delay the payment, which is extra weird considering Trump was out there on Wednesday bragging about making billions.
Trump is also still appealing the decision from a separate Manhattan trial, when the jury unanimously awarded E. Jean $83 million after he famously testified and misidentified a photo of E. Jean for his second ex-wife, Marla Maples.
As she writes in her fantastic book Not My Type (reclaiming that Trump insult is another brilliant chef’s kiss by my Shero), one of the jurors had revealed during voir dire that he got his news exclusively from MAGA podcaster Tim “Beanie Baby” Pool. I like throwing that in MAGA’s face whenever they whine about her making up the entire story.
The self-proclaimed Jesus followers in the MAGA Cult have always justified Trump’s creepiness, from his three marriages and trysts with adult film stars to his predation backstage at the Miss Teen USA pageant and his sexualization of both of his daughters.
Meanwhile, Democrats have always held our own accountable whenever they’ve committed crimes. When we found out Eric Swalwell was a sexual predator, we ran him out of Congress within two weeks. The Trumpocrites on the other side of the aisle are simply not capable of doing the same thing, mainly because they’ve all been compromised to filth after a decade of blackmail being held over their heads.
But the biggest takeaway from the SCOTUS decision is that Trump is still being enabled by the entire Republican Party, minus a detractor or two here and there. It’s one thing to weakly discredit a judge’s ruling in one Manhattan courtroom, but that argument doesn’t hold up at all when you factor in the Supreme Court’s dismissal of Trump’s case. Allowing the lower court’s ruling to stand is the same as broadcasting to the entire world that Trump is AN ADJUDICATED RAPIST.
And a convicted felon, which no one mentions nearly enough, because MAGA decided it was cool for Trump to have a mugshot because Johnny Cash also had one. Seriously, the FEC needs to update the eligibility rules and regulations so that convicted felons, adjudicated rapists, and other criminals can’t run for any public office, let alone the highest office in the country.
While we’re on the accountability tip, ALL Congressional Republicans (okay, minus Rep. Thomas Massie) should be asked on the record every day when they’re going to demand Trump’s resignation. And if they refuse, they should be pressured to resign their own seats for choosing to remain loyal to an adjudicated rapist. That’s a little thing called treason, and it does indeed have very serious consequences when there’s a real government in place.
The GOP needs to figure out where they stand ASAP, because Acting AG Todd “Yes Sir, May I Have Another” Blanche has now run out of time to release the remaining unredacted Epstein Files.
On top of everything else that’s insanely wrong about Trump still walking around free, it’s also utterly insane that this is all happening in the days leading up to America’s 250th birthday, which no one seems to want to celebrate. The “Great American State Fair” has become yet another Trump Fail. The Reflecting Pool has a fence around it so no one can “vandalize” it any more than Trump already has. And the White House looks like the set of The Walking Dead by way of Germany circa 1939.
None of this is the winning MAGA was promised, and yet they still can’t accept that Trump can’t stop losing.
WEIRD.