Opinion

Americans are doubling down on the thing that hurts them the most

Yesterday, Congress certified the electoral vote count making a billionaire president again, starting after he’s sworn in on January 20th.

Yes, we chose a billionaire. Again. After other billionaires spent billions to convince us to make that choice.

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The scarlet F is coming for Trump — and there's nothing he can do about it

2025: The year American Oligarchy officially begins? I’m an unpaid volunteer member of the board of directors of a nonprofit that’s making use of a multi-million-dollar endowment, and working with their professional investment advisors over the years has given me insight into some of the ways the morbidly rich get richer, faster, and in ways impossible for average people: there are multiple types of investments and investment advisors that are only accessible to people or organizations that can pony up millions or hundreds of millions of dollars at a time.

Thus, according to the Institute for Policy Studies, Elon Musk (for example) went from being worth $25 billion in 2020 to $428 billion a few weeks ago. During that same time, Jeff Bezos (who apparently just censored a Washington Post comic showing him bowing down and handing a bag of money to Trump) reportedly went from $113 billion to $235 billion; similarly, three heirs to the Walmart fortune reportedly went, during the same period, from $161 billion to $317 billion. We see a similar phenomenon with members of Congress using inside information to trade stocks, something that would land you or me in jail.

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How the groveling Washington Post got it so terribly wrong

On Thursday, October 25, 2024, I pronounced The Washington Post to be dead.

That was the day their wormy, billionaire owner, Jeff Bezos, crashed through the wall separating news from business — fact from fiction — and had his henchman in the newsroom pull an editorial that was set to run that weekend endorsing the person who didn’t lead an attempted coup, Kamala Harris, for president of the United States of America.

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How Mike Johnson helps Trump gaslight his base — with an assist from Fox News

When a radicalized US Army veteran mowed down 15 people in New Orleans, Donald Trump wasted no time pointing his finger, blaming immigrants and a non-existent ‘open border’ for the tragedy:

This is what happens when you have OPEN BORDERS... The DOJ, FBI, and Democrat state and local prosecutors… are incompetent and corrupt, having spent all of their waking hours unlawfully attacking their political opponent, ME.... Democrats should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this to happen to our Country.

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Inside the GOP plan that destroyed American jobs

Trump says he’s going to imprison and then deport millions of brown-skinned immigrants. He’s going after the wrong people.

It seems that ever time a Republican goes on one of the national political TV shows, they make sure to get in the lie that “Joe Biden opened the southern border wide open,” or toss in a reference to “Biden’s open borders.”

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Vivek Ramaswamy insulted Trump supporters and Ohioans in his elitist rant

The 39-year-old from Cincinnati, rocking a pretentious pompadour, got carried away with himself last week. Vivek Ramaswamy presumed his sizable net worth, amassed from biotech and financial investments, and his inflated sense of self-importance, gave him latitude to be a jerk online. Gave him permission to flip the MAGA script on all immigrants are bad to some are better than Americans. Bound to happen to a rich guy high on his own supply.

A year ago, the wealthy Wall Street speculator was so impressed with himself that he indulged in the ultimate ego trip. Ramaswamy ran for president not so much to win, but to market his emerging brand as a slick provocateur in the MAGAverse willing to take smarmy to next-level obnoxious. After his failed campaign, Ramaswamy hopped aboard the Trump train and wormed his way into the Dear Leader’s inner circle.

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Jan. 6 was only the rehearsal — now they're in charge again

As we look at the upcoming year, the most urgent question facing us is whether the assault Putin, Orbán, Trump, Musk, and Vance have planned for our political system in 2025 will succeed.

In 1926 Ernest Hemmingway published his novel The Sun Also Rises, which has this extraordinary bit of dialogue about how change happens in most aspects of life — and how governments rise and fall.

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The health insurance industry has attached itself to us like a bloodsucking tick

There’s only one person in this photograph of a recent G7 meeting who represents a country where an illness can destroy an entire family, leaving them bankrupt and homeless, with the repercussions of that sudden fall into poverty echoing down through generations.

Most Americans have no idea that the United States is quite literally the only country in the developed world that doesn’t define healthcare as an absolute right for all of its citizens. That’s it. We’re the only one left.

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Happy New Year from sir, with love

Columnist Sabrina Haake imagines the future in this satire piece.

It’s morning, New Years Day, 2030. After a night of revelry, Americans are waking up to a dancing hologram, by now familiar, floating over their beds. Trump’s three-dimensional image gyrates enthusiastically if irrhythmically to the dreaded YMCA song, tiny fists boxing the air as everyone grabs the covers. Swinging a flyswatter, throwing a shoe or spraying disinfectant at the specter does nothing; running is equally pointless as Trump’s hologram dances right along into the bathroom.

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The devastating truth about the GOP's war on education

“Those who control the present, control the past; and those who control the past control the future.” —George Orwell, 1984

From outlawing the polio vaccine to ignoring the scientific consensus on gender dysphoria to refusing to wear masks in hospitals to trying to strip evolution and science from our schools, stupid has become fashionable in today’s GOP.

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Travel to New Year's Eve 2040 in the land of idiocracy

Columnist Sabrina Haake imagines the future in this satire piece.

It’s New Year’s Eve, 2040, in the land of Idiocracy. President Hulk Hogan, in his third term, is starting fresh negotiations with Mexico and Canada to set sea wall levels for the upcoming year. They have held this meeting every year since 2030, when monster hurricanes wiped out coastal populations and broke Florida off at Jacksonville. The rest of the state floated down to Haiti and now exports iguana, mosquitos and militant extremists back to the mainland.

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Revealed: The secret Republican plot to disenfranchise millions of voters

For over a century, most states used biometrics to verify voter identity. Signatures done in front of a witness are nearly impossible to fake (unlike IDs, which can be easily faked). Polling place workers would compare the original registration signature with the signature of the person signing in to vote, and if they didn’t match, the worker would disqualify the voter.

When the Motor Voter Act was passed in 1993, not a single state required proof of citizenship to vote, and there was no national problem of voter fraud. The threat of a few years in jail is more than enough to discourage even the most ardent partisan from trying to double-vote or fraudulently vote.

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Trump’s Mike Johnson endorsement treats embattled speaker like an afterthought

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-La.) may not be speaker after Friday's vote—though he did get the nod from President-elect Donald Trump Monday morning. But even then, Trump spent most of his endorsement bragging about winning the election.

Johnson faces an uphill battle to retain the speakership on January 3's scheduled vote as the new session of Congress begins. Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) was the first Republican to say he would be voting against Johnson. Several other Republicans from the rightmost wing of the party have played coy about who they'll vote for. On Monday morning, Rep. Victoria Spartz (R-Ind.) criticized Johnson in a Fox and Friends appearance. She also neglected to say how she would be voting.

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