Come on. COME ON. With our top 3 center backs Carragher, Agger, and Skrtel all 50/50 to miss our opening game at Spurs, and having seen Fernando Torres limp off with an ankle injury at the end of our final friendly vs Atletico Madrid, and having replaced Xabi Alonso with a Roma midfielder who's played less than Michael Owen the last 5 years, now comes word that Steven Gerrard hurts betwixt his legs: