Hey, Bill Keller, you and I need to talk. It's about your column from Monday saying that the right wing in this country is "finally having their 1960s," which, um...yeah. I know it must have seemed like such a good idea on the 11th green on Sunday afternoon or after your fourth Boodles martini on some sun-blasted yacht deck, but your premise, here, prima facie, kind of sucks like a chest wound, buddy.