All posts tagged "Jesus-Americans"

Obviously serial duck killer Phil Robertson's rear-guard fight FOR Jesus and AGAINST buttsecks is not going as well as he probably had planned because, it turns out that  you may be able to camouflage your malevolent intentions from a flock of stupid birds, but deep-seathed bigotry shines a light all its own (let it shine, let it shine). But fret not Jesus-Americans and duck-slaughtering Manson family, work continues apace on a new better bible that will help you better convince the atheist haters to sack up, quit their sniveling, and get a G-damn job for Jiminy Christmas's sake.