Clarence Thomas just hates having all this power

On Friday, Justice Clarence "I hate DC" Thomas gave a speech to the Eleventh Circuit Judicial Conference that was so full of anger, false narratives, and whining that it is tragically perfect for the age of Trump. Here are some lowlights annotated.In response to a question about mean-spiritedness, he said:
“I think there’s challenges to that. We’re in a world and we — certainly my wife and I the last two or three years it’s been — just the nastiness and the lies, it’s just incredible.”

Translation: They would not let my wife and me overturn a presidential election.

"Reckless" people in Washington, DC, will "bomb your reputation."

Translation: Being the darling of Heritage, Fed Soc, and Fox, and having a former clerk as the 10 o'clock anchor on Fox, are not enough for this poor little snowflake.

“They don’t bomb you necessarily, but they bomb your reputation or your good name or your honor. And that’s not a crime. But they can do as much harm that way."

Translation: I have now been subject to a "high-tech lynching" and to word bombs as harmful as real bombs, and that is why, and the only real reason why, I want to overturn New York Times v Sullivan. When I'm criticized, I don't want to have to meet that pesky actual malice standard.

"The regular people I think are being disenfranchised sometimes by the way that we talk about cases.”

Translation: I realize that I am in fact disenfranchising regular people alive today when I take away their rights or subject them to gun violence based on conclusions I justify with cherry-picked quotations describing the practices of 18th-century enslavers, but I can call it the opposite because everyone here is too polite and too scared to say anything.

Editorial comment: You have nothing in common with "regular people."

Why he likes traveling outside DC: “You get to be around regular people who don’t pride themselves in doing harmful things, merely because they have the capacity to do it or because they disagree."

Translation: Only billionaires and Supreme Court justices get to do "harmful things because they have the capacity," not anyone else in our nation's capital.

Editorial Comment: How many times is this lackey to billionaires going to mention "regular people" in one speech?

“I wound up in this job ... and this is, we pray, to do whatever it was that God wanted me to do, what I was being called to do. But being in public life is not something I would have chosen to do.”

Translation: I have been here 33 years and will not leave until my very last breath (unless they take away my billionaire connections and then I'm out of here ASAP).

Editorial Comment: For the record, God didn't call you to your current job; George H.W. Bush and a too-readily-cowed Senate did.

While telling a story about walking with friends he said that was before they started attacking my friends; I hope I still have some."

Translation: Don't take away my luxury RV, my private flights and my yachts, please!!!

“I think what you are going to find and especially in Washington, people pride themselves on being awful. It is a hideous place as far as I’m concerned."

Translation: That is why I have lived and worked there since 1979, worked for the Congress, worked for the president, and worked for the Supreme Court. I am the living embodiment of the separation of powers and if I have to live in a hell hole to spread my evil, so it will be, as that is what I was put here to do.

Obvious Editorial Comment: If you hate DC so much, if you hate government so much, if you love being around regular people so much (like Harlan Crow and Leonard Leo, the most regular of regular people) then for the love of God: RESIGN.

Federalist Society judges are acting badly, again

Many of the judges selected by Leonard Leo and Don McGahn during the Trump years have been acting very badly. A little over a year ago, I documented this terrible behavior by discussing many different judges. For example, Justin Walker was only 37 when he was nominated to be a federal trial judge despite absolutely no trial experience. What Walker possessed were ties to conservative groups, including the Federalist Society. Less than one year later, he was confirmed as a judge for the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit.

In his brief time as a district court judge, Walker issued a decision in a case involving covid restrictions and prayers on Easter Sunday that reads "less like a judicial decision and more like a screed against Democrats published in an outlet like Breitbart." The first seven pages of the opinion rant about Christians and other religious groups suffering major persecution throughout the ages. The last lines of his opinion speak for themselves: "Christ’s sacrifice isn’t about the logic of this world. Nor is their Easter Sunday celebration. The reason they will be there for each other and their Lord is the reason they believe He was and is there for us. For them, for all believers, it isn’t a matter of reason; finally, it’s a matter of love."

In between these odes to religion, Walker decided to name a bunch of prominent Democrats who long ago belonged to the KKK. There is no connection between that list and any issue in the case. Walker's reward for all this religious and political posturing, as mentioned above, was a promotion to the Court of Appeals.

In that post from a year ago, I also discussed Judge James Ho's decision not to hire graduates of Yale Law School as his clerks. His reasons were quite obscure, centering around, I really don't know, maybe Yale is just too liberal a place for him. I summarized that incident as follows:

Ho was under no obligation to hire Yale clerks in the first place, so why make such a public fuss and call for other federal judges to join the "boycott?" One theory is that he is auditioning for the Supreme Court. Another theory is that he just likes publicity. But the theory does not matter. Except to the extent that actual cases before him sometimes call for judgments that are as much political as legal--which is substantially less frequently for a lower court judge than for the Supreme Court--Judge Ho has no business getting involved in culture wars and taking obvious political sides. To do so is inappropriate for a sitting federal judge.

Well, Judge Ho is back at it again. On Monday, he and 12 other Trump/Leo/McGahn Federalist Society judges sent a letter to the president of Columbia University saying they will no longer hire law clerks who attend Columbia either as an undergraduate or a law student. Again, the reasoning of the boycott is quite obscure but has something to do with vague and unsubstantiated charges of viewpoint discrimination (totally undocumented) and other aspects of how Columbia has handled the student protests over Gaza.

As an aside, it's worth noting that the letter makes various factual assertions, some of which are highly contestable and others which are flatly wrong. For example, the letter concludes by citing a supposed precedent, stating that "Justice William Brennan refused to hire law clerks from Harvard Law School because he disliked criticisms of the Supreme Court by some of its faculty." But that's nonsense, as Judge Ho and his buddies could have discovered by looking at a list of Justice Brennan's clerks. They would have then realized that from 1956 to 1965, Justice Brennan hired clerks only from Harvard; thereafter, he hired from a variety of schools, including from Harvard in most years. The tiny kernel of truth in this mostly false retelling is that for a short period of time Justice Brennan apparently was angry at Harvard over personal matters, but he nevertheless consistently hired Harvard graduates throughout his career. But why let facts get in the way of a good rant?

As for the letter's announcement of the boycott itself, again, these judges do not have to hire any Columbia graduates or any other graduates and probably can choose clerks based on viewpoint discrimination. Therefore, the judges' desire to go public must be for some reason separate from their hiring practices. That being the case, it is obvious that federal judges should not involve themselves in social, cultural and political disputes separate from their case-deciding function. If you want to publicly speak and rant about the pressing and controversial issues of the day, which is all this letter was, do not accept a federal judgeship. It really is that simple.

Additionally, the public airing of this grievance by judges is terrible on its own terms, but you do not have to believe me. That bleeding heart liberal Eugene Volokh said that:

We shouldn't threaten innocent neutrals as a means of influencing the culpable. Columbia students aren't the ones who set Columbia policy. They may disagree with that policy, or they may not know enough about the subject to have a view ... They shouldn't be held responsible for what Columbia does, and they shouldn't be retaliated against as a means of trying to pressure Columbia to change.

Eugene also makes the point that we normally reject guilt by association: "We may refuse to hire people who do various bad things, but we shouldn't refuse to hire people who are friends with those people, or who belong to the same groups as those people."

Imagine blaming a lone undergrad or law student for the policies implemented by university officials the students have absolutely no control over. Such a "guilt by association" tactic would be terrible if implemented by a private firm, much less by federal judges.

But maybe guilt by association is exactly the point that these Federalist Society Judges are trying to make by this and the other political stunts I documented in my blog post a year ago. It appears that many (certainly not all) of the judges appointed during the Trump Administration believe that all things secular and liberal are bad, and these judges want the whole world to know that either because they, like Judge Walker, want promotions or they simply want to "own the libs." Both of those reasons are, of course, unseemly and just plain wrong.

It is terrible that federal judges have life tenure and can only be impeached for committing high crimes and misdemeanors. But at least for most of our history, they stayed out of the political wars occurring outside their judicial jurisdictions. But, and this really is not a surprise, these Federalist Society judges feel license to stir up trouble, make controversial public statements, and most recently get in the middle of the terrifyingly hard issues raised by the campus protests relating to the Middle East crisis.

These thirteen judges are acting like immature and hormonal teenagers believing that the world does and should revolve around them and their daily need to unleash terror on those they dislike. Most teens grow out of that particular mindset, but not so for these and many other Federalist Society federal judges. For them, public outbursts of anger and bitterness towards the left are more than fair game; they lead to rewards and promotions. And that is what happens when the leaders of the Federalist Society get to choose our nation's judges.

10 fascinating SCOTUS facts to tide us over until it wrecks the country in June

Between now and the end of the term, the Supreme Court will issue decisions concerning abortion, guns, administrative law and Trump, Trump, and more Trump. (In addition to the high-profile cases, for example, today the court hears oral argument in a case that tests whether the statute used to try January 6 defendants applies to their conduct.) My guess is that a lot of pain is coming our way as we head towards that great artificial deadline the justices created for themselves known as "June."

As we are in a bit of a holding pattern with tornado-type turbulence surrounding us, I thought I'd provide a bit of, well, let's call it legal levity, as we wait for the court to inflict pain on our people and our country.

Here are 10 fascinating facts about SCOTUS you might not know.

1. MARBURY V. MADISON: THE POLITICAL TURNS PERSONAL AND THE PERSONAL TURNS POLITICAL
Most academics view much of Marbury v. Madison skeptically for many reasons, including that Chief Justice John Marshall likely should have recused himself from the case and because he made up a pretend statute to strike down so nobody would question judicial review.

But what's really interesting is that President Thomas Jefferson (who had denied Marbury his commission to be a judge) and Marshall, both from Virginia and distant cousins, hated each other with a passion. They disagreed politically (Marshall a Federalist and Jefferson an Anti-Federalist) but their animosity was also personal. Jefferson publicly called Marshall a hypocrite while Marshall publicly labeled Jefferson a dishonorable "great lama." Additionally, Marshall married into a wealthy family who had rejected Jefferson (Marshall's wife's mother had declined a marriage proposal from Jefferson).

The foundational case of American constitutional law was as much a personal dispute as a political one. Constitutional law was not off to a great start.

2. THE GREAT LEAK
Most of us lived through the mysterious leaking of the Dobbs decision, but this was not the first leak of a landmark and controversial court decision. As Professor Mark Graber recounts here, President Buchanan was tipped off by Justice Catron about the infamous Dred Scott opinion a few weeks before its scheduled release, and then the president pressured a northern justice to join the opinion along with the southerners on the court. Buchanan and Chief Justice Taney thought the decision might go a long way to settling the slavery issue so they orchestrated the decision for maximum consensus.

Three years later, the Civil War began.

3. DESEGREGATION IS ANOTHER FORM OF SLAVERY?
Most people know that in The Civil Rights Cases of 1883, the most ironically titled decision in Supreme Court history, the justices held that Congress could not end segregation in hotels, restaurants and theaters because Section 5 of the 14th Amendment only allowed Congress to regulate state action and the commerce clause was barely a twinkle in the court’s eye. In other words, the court ended Congress's efforts to stop Jim Crow before they began.

The author of that opinion, Justice Joseph Bradley, wrote this in his personal diary after the case: "depriving white people of the right of choosing their own company would be to introduce another kind of slavery."

Say what now? Think his personal attitude and values affected his decision?

4. SCOTUS AS A NUMBERS GAME
There has been a lot of discussion from the left about adding three or four seats to the court to make it more liberal and to undo the harm caused by Mitch McConnell's norm-breaking manipulation of the court's vacancies. The number has been nine since 1869, but before that the number of justices had been manipulated by Congress and the president over and over for political reasons. For example, the original number was six, but in 1801 President Adams and the Federalist Congress reduced the number to 5 after Jefferson won the 1800 election. The number shifted to six to 10 to seven, finally settling on nine in 1869 where it has been ever since.

But make no mistake, you originalists out there. The tradition of changing the number of justices for political reasons goes back to the very beginning of our history.

I vote we add three libs as soon as possible to get us back to an even number, just like at the beginning.

This idea is not a joke.

5. TORCHING THE COURT
If you think you are angry about the court reversing major decisions on abortion, affirmative action and many other important issues, I can assure you that President Franklin D. Roosevelt was likely even angrier back in 1937. After the justices struck down several major New Deal programs, he said the following on the largest and most important media of the day:

It is perfectly clear, that as Chief Justice Hughes has said: "We are under a Constitution, but the Constitution is what the judges say it is."
The court in addition to the proper use of its judicial functions has improperly set itself up as a third House of the Congress — a super-legislature, as one of the justices has called it -- reading into the Constitution words and implications which are not there, and which were never intended to be there.
We have, therefore, reached the point as a nation where we must take action to save the Constitution from the court and the court from itself. We must find a way to take an appeal from the Supreme Court to the Constitution itself. We want a Supreme Court which will do justice under the Constitution — not over it. In our courts, we want a government of laws and not of men.

If only President Biden ... well, you know.

6. WAS JUSTICE HUGO BLACK UNCONSTITUTIONAL?
Professor Will Baude, who among other things coined the phrase "the shadow docket," wrote a short and persuasive little ditty that Justice Black's appointment to the court was likely unconstitutional. Here is the story.

Article I, Section 6 of the Constitution says: “No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States . . . the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time." The Senate, while Black was a member, voted to increase the pensions for Supreme Court justices, thus increasing the "emoluments" of that office and thereby rendering Justice Black's appointment a violation of the United States Constitution. Eventually someone sued, challenging the appointment and the court did what it often does when the law unequivocally points in a direction the justices simply do not want to go.

The case was dismissed for lack of standing.

7. CITIZENS UNITED, ELENA KAGAN AND THE QUESTION THAT HAD NO PLAUSIBLE ANSWER
Most liberals and progressives view Citizens United v. FEC as a four-letter word. When it comes to the overbroad rationale of the case, fair enough, but when it comes to the specific result, those critics have it all wrong.

The case involved a prior restraint on political speech. A public-interest, nonprofit corporation was prohibited from distributing a movie about Hillary Clinton a set number of days before the presidential primaries (unless it funded the movie out of segregated funds). This problem was exactly why the First Amendment was adopted in the first place. If you don't believe me, here is the liberal Brennan Center's description of the case: "A conservative nonprofit group called Citizens United challenged campaign finance rules after the FEC stopped it from promoting and airing a film criticizing presidential candidate Hillary Clinton too close to the presidential primaries." What? Exactly.

Justice Kagan argued the case when she was the United States Solicitor General and after the court held it over for re-argument (so that the conservatives could effectively rewrite the questions presented). In the first argument, there was quite a discussion about whether the law that barred the movie too close to an election could also bar political books during the same time period. The government fumbled this question at the first argument, but Kagan said that the government had changed its position and now: “We went back, we considered the matter carefully, and the government's view is that although [the statute] does cover full-length books, that there would be a quite good as-applied challenge to any attempt to apply [the law] in that context. And I should say that the FEC has never applied [the law] in that context. So for 60 years a book has never been at issue."

Listen folks, if the law couldn't be applied to books, then it can't be applied to movies, and the government had to lose. Full stop.

8. ALITO’S AWFULNESS
From 2006-2019, the court had five conservative justices and four liberal ones (with the exception of most of 2016 after Justice Scalia passed away and the aforementioned McConnell acted badly). During that time, Alito the Awful was the only conservative who never sided with the libs in a 5-4 case. Ever.

Chief Justice Roberts and Justice Thomas, not exactly left-leaning fellows, both sided with the libs in important 5-4 cases, such as when Roberts saved the Affordable Care Act and Thomas joined the libs upholding Texas’s decision to ban Confederate flags on license plates. In that case, by the way, Alito compared the Confederate flag to football slogans.

Alito the awful is always awful.

9. "GET OVER IT”
Justice Scalia used to hammer audiences with this command when asked about Bush v. Gore. But maybe just maybe he also used it during his very first oral argument as a justice when, during the middle of it, Justice Powell, a soft-spoken southern gentleman, leaned over to a colleague and whispered, "do you think he knows that the rest of us are here?''

Scalia likely did not care.

10. THE THOMASES
“Do not concede. It takes time for the army who is gathering for his back.”

Ginny Thomas's advice to Trump’s Chief of Staff Mark Meadows in a text message urging him not to accept the 2020 election. She also wrote him the following:

This is a fight of good versus evil. Evil always looks like the victor until the King of Kings triumphs. Do not grow weary in well doing. The fight continues. I have staked my career on it.

Ginny Thomas was in the crowd listening to Trump on January 6, but she did not go to the Capitol.

In related news, Trump’s role in the January 6 attack on the Capitol and election interference is before the court later this month.

In more related news, the Supreme Court has no enforceable ethics or recusal code and there is no indication Thomas will recuse.

And, in related, adjacent news, the Thomases together and individually are a serious threat to the rule of law, the civil rights of many groups and American democracy.

Now we wait until June.