I, for one, am glad that we finally stopped the Beltway Sniper from not committing all those murders in maximum security prison.


It's comforting to know that years after he actually did kill people, and after one of the most powerful displays imaginable of our prison system's ability to keep him from shooting anyone else, we finally got that fucker. I know I'll sleep better tonight knowing that the next psychopath with a sniper rifle will be deterred from going on a rampage after he first goes on a rampage, is caught, imprisoned, put on trial and kept under lock and key for several more years before lethal chemicals are injected into his strapped-down body.

Rest safe, Pandagonians. If someone does something terrible to you or someone you love tomorrow, then by 2020 or so they'll almost certainly be dead, which will make everything better.