In this clip from Thursday's Colbert Report, Stephen decides that what the Colbert Super PAC needs to catch up to the "Cain Train" is its own sexual harassment scandal. Cain's fundraising has in fact increased since allegations of inappropriate conduct on the candidate's part have surfaced.

So, in order to drum up some of his own sweet scandal money, Colbert introduces us to Jay the Intern, who Isn't Supposed to Talk About Something that Might Have Happened. What happens next is, well, watch the clip, embedded via Comedy Central, below: