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We Solved Voter Fraud (Florida Edition)

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VOTER FRAUD!

IT’S SCARY!

BE ON THE LOOKOUT, CHILDREN! IT COULD HAPPEN AT ANY MOMENT!

The state of Florida began a massive voter purge several months ago, which involved a DOJ lawsuit and some yelling and some hurt feelings and let’s just not talk about it, okay? It is time for a reckoning of this purge, which I am sure netted literally bajillions of illegal voters. The state started with a list of 182,000 suspect voters, which is a ton, let’s be honest. That’s enough to sway almost any close election, and should be investigated. And 58% of them were Hispanic, so you know what was probably going on there.

…I mean, I hope you do, because I honestly have no clue why you’d single out a bunch of Hispanic voters and try to remove them from the ballot.

Well, that list was quickly culled down to 2,700 voters. And today, we  have a near-final accounting of the plague of illegal voters who have terrorized Florida elections. It is awful and terrible.

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The state of Florida launched a huge crackdown on illegally registered voters. After months of search, Florida authorities have to date caught … one person. An Austrian-born Canadian citizen, Josef Sever, age 52.

We got a Canadian! But, I mean, they’re basically Americans with fry-gravy, so I’m not even sure that counts. This is the worst voter snipe hunt ever.  I’m sure there’s some conservative working on a principled, nuanced rationale for why we need to institute massive regulatory impediments to the exercise of a constitutional right to address a problem that barely exists.

I’m joking, of course. They’re working on reasons Barack Obama is the manifestation of black rage.

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Ch-ch-changes…..

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After many years and many server changes and finally landing here at Raw Story, which has taken very good care of us, it's time to say goodbye to Pandagon. I've been blogging under this banner for ten years, after Jesse Taylor asked me to join. He, in turn, had been running this joint since he was in college. A lot has changed since then. I became a journalist, moved from Austin to New York and learned to play Dungeons & Dragons. Jesse became a lawyer and, just this past weekend, a married man.

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Carly Fiorina defends her lie with a whole bunch of lies

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I do like it when Republican candidates sport a resume full of corporate executive work, because it really shows the public how many fools and idiots coast into that position not on merit but on their bullshitting abilities. Donald Trump, Herman Cain, and now we have Carly Fiorina, who just can't understand why her perceived underlings (voters, journalists) won't scurry away, pretending to accept her bullshit like former employees of hers had to do, lest they lost their jobs.

And so it goes that Fiorina, who could make this entire Planned Parenthood controversy go away by saying something like, "I may have misremembered the video, but I still think abortion is wrong," instead is doubling and tripling down. And every time she does, she lies more and more. She was on Meet the Press and, so enamored of the idea that she is perfect and could never do anything wrong, just went to town with the defensive posturing.

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Marco Rubio has an astoundingly low opinion of women’s intelligence

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At RH Reality Check, I covered this story that I wish was getting more press, about how Marco Rubio goes back and forth between suggesting that women who get abortions are greedy monsters who get pregnant for cash:

I just think you’ve created an industry now … a situation where very much, you’ve created an incentive for people not just to look forward to having more abortions, but being able to sell that fetal tissue for purposes—these centers—for purposes of making a profit off it, as you’ve seen in some of these Planned Parenthood affiliates.

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