Though George R.R. Martin's "Game of Thrones" books have been out for more than a decade, many viewers of the popular HBO show based on the books found themselves traumatized while watching the now-infamous Red Wedding episode last week.
Martin, who reportedly enjoyed the fan freak-outs, doesn't want anyone hurt while watching Season Five. So, in a TBS-exclusive, he revealed some of the biggest revelations yet to come.
Highlight the text below to view the spoilers leaked by George R.R. Martin, and watch the video below for the full list.
Joffrey adopts an adorable lion cub and learns the true meaning of Christmas.
Next season, the dragons talk.
After Season 4, we're doing a complete reboot with Daenerys Targaryen played by Zachary Quinto.
Arya Stark discovers the ruins of the Statue of Liberty on the beach and realized she was on Earth the whole time.
Jaime Lannister forms Kingslayer, the first heavy metal band in Westeros.
The lords and ladies of Winterfell are saved by their long-lost cousin, the creator of the Iron Throne: Tony Stark.
Winter comes. It's not so bad. Cozy.