While the United States may have some truly awe-inspiringly stupid elected officials and wanna-be elected officials -- from Rep. Louis "Don't Cast Aspersions on my Asparagus" Gohmert (R-TX) to Christine "I'm Not a Witch" O'Donnell to Congressional Republicans who have voted three times to de-fund ACORN, an aid organization that hasn't existed since 2010 -- it appears that we may have a challenger to U.S. hegemony in the field of "dumbest politicians speaking English" in the form of Australia's Stephanie Banister.

Banister, who is currently facing criminal charges for engaging in anti-Muslim hate-based acts of vandalism, is running to represent her native Queensland in the Australian Parliament. She is representing the far-right One Nation party and hopes to make Australia an overtly hostile environment to Muslims.

The 27-year-old mother of two told Australia's Channel Seven, "I don't oppose Islam as a country, but I do feel that their laws should not be welcome here in Australia."

The woman who some are calling "Australia's Sarah Palin" went on to say that she supports "the Jews" because "they follow Jesus Christ" (they don't) and that while she would outlaw halal food -- which she repeatedly referred to as "haram food" -- she would allow kosher food to remain in stores because it doesn't carry a tax like "haram food." (It does.)

She also said that she would outlaw the Quran.

Watch video of Banister's interview with Channel Seven, embedded via Channel Seven News, below: