Ted Cruz’s former roommate just revealed his self-pleasuring technique — click only if you’ve already had lunch

GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz argued as a Texas solicitor general that there was no right to stimulate one's own genitals, according to Mother Jones — but his former college roommate says Cruz is being a hypocrite.

Craig Mazin, a Los Angeles screenwriter and film maker, has made headlines in recent months for commenting on his unhappy time spent as the Texas senator's college room mate.

According to Mother Jones, Cruz’s office argued in 2007 that “there is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”

Mazin quickly responded to Cruz’s reported comments on Wednesday: