Neo-Nazi website Daily Stormer confesses 'I don’t even know' what went wrong with pathetic Unite the Right rally
Unite the Right rally (Photo: Amy Vanderpool/Twitter)

The neo-Nazi site The Daily Stormer has no idea what happened to the so-called Unite the Right "rally" that turned into more of a fascist garden party.

The site did a live-blog with videos from major news outlets and feeds, ready for the drama to unfold. However, it fizzled out before the event was even scheduled to begin.

At 3:30 p.m. the site indicated for the first time "the total count of UTR marches appears to be between 20-25, including two women and a black guy."

It is unclear who the "black guy" was, but the site celebrated rally organizer Jason Kessler for hiring a "negro" MC.

"This isn’t even a Based Black Guy in a MAGA Hat – he appears to be a professional MC who was hired for the event.

Most of the speakers are colored people," the site wrote at 4:34 p.m. "Timestamped here is a colored man (some kind of latinx, who is BASED in a MAGA hat) handing off to the Negro MC who is clearly running the event. I don’t know what is going on."

The site noted that Kessler, who drew the ire of many in the so-called alt-right movement, apologized for any "hurt feelings" from his foes. But the tone changed a beat later when he decided to come after Stormer allies.

"Kessler is now attacking the Alt-Right, complaining we didn’t support this rally. He says our jokes are not funny," the live-blog wrote. "He might be on Ambien."

By 5 p.m., the time the rally was slated to begin, the Unite the Right rally was dispersing and seeking safety.

"Kessler and his people just got escorted into a large van by the police. I don’t know if the event was being overrun or what," the Stormer claimed. "It’s all pretty confusing. The black MC is clearly in charge of Kessler’s crew. Which has me really loling bretty gud." [sic]

Finally, at 5:25 p.m. the Stormer confessed again that they had no idea what was happening or why.

"I don’t even know what to say about any of this, tbh," the Stormer wrote. "This black MC thing. I just can’t even. RT was in the van with them and the black MC was flirting with one of the white girls. It’s just a bizarro thing. I am expecting antifa to start attacking police and businesses. And trashcans and so on. The black MC led all Kessler’s 12 people into a van and they left."

In the end, the Stormer called it "a weird, weird event," that they would have an editorial on for Monday.