Trump's monumental heap of trash is enough to get organizers prison time

If you ever wondered what would happen if Fyre Festival and a political rally had a baby, Donald Trump's Great American State Fair may have provided the answer.

Billed as a celebration worthy of America's 250th birthday, the GASF — which ends Friday — may instead be remembered as a case study in how hype and wishful thinking can outrun reality.

Fyre Festival organizer Billy McFarland promised a luxury music event complete with private villas, gourmet cuisine, supermodels, and A-list performers. Instead, attendees got FEMA-style tents, total chaos, and cheese sandwiches.

Trump promised a "first-of-its-kind World's Fair on the National Mall" — an extraordinary 16-day celebration featuring state pavilions, rides, rodeos, food, major musical acts, exhibits, and patriotic displays worthy of America's semiquincentennial. Instead, visitors were greeted by empty booths, canceled attractions, a broken Ferris wheel, melting ice cream, sparse crowds, collapsing scenery… and Vanilla Ice.

In both cases, the warning signs had been flashing for months. Organizers simply chose to believe their own marketing over the logistics.

Before Fyre Festival, contractors with decades of experience warned McFarland there was no way to build the event in the time available. Before the GASF, officials from states including Michigan repeatedly questioned whether the deadlines imposed by Freedom 250 were even remotely achievable.

One email reportedly pleaded, "We're worried about the short time frame... we'd like formal approval as fast as possible if we're going to try and do this well."

It apparently went unanswered.

Meanwhile, officials from New Hampshire questioned why Freeman—the event contractor tied to Trump and hired to furnish exhibits—was quoting roughly $12,000 for little more than a table and chairs.

As reality set in, groups from both festivals began heading for the exits.

Blink-182 pulled out of Fyre Festival before opening day. Likewise, performers including Martina McBride, Bret Michaels, and The Commodores ultimately withdrew from the Great American State Fair after learning it would be associated with a Trump rally rather than the broadly bipartisan national celebration they believed they had signed up for.

Both events also generated questions about where the money was going. Fyre Festival became synonymous with investor losses, graft, and attendee funds that failed to produce the promised experience. The Great American State Fair has drawn scrutiny over the relationship between the congressionally chartered America250 commission and Freedom 250, the separate, Trump-created, nonprofit helping organize the event, along with criticism over contracts awarded to Trump-connected companies.

And in both cases, the internet did what the internet does best.

Photos of empty spaces, malfunctioning attractions, and disappointed attendees spread far faster than the organizers' promotional videos ever did.

The main difference between the two?

After Fyre Festival, Billy McFarland went to prison.

After the Great American State Fair, Donald Trump went to the World Cup.