Internet mocks length of Trump's 'grievance-fest' CPAC rant: 'Longer than his first two marriages'

Donald Trump's expletive-laden speech at CPAC 2019 was the longest in his history — and Twitter couldn't help but dunk on him.

The ranting speech topped two hours and featured Trump attacking everyone from his former attorney general Jeff Sessions to never-Trump Republicans and "people in Congress that hate our country."

According to Toronto Star White House correspondent Daniel Dale, the speech was the longest Trump has made by nearly 40 minutes.

As The Daily Beast's Asawin Suebsaeng noted, people began to leave the lengthy speech early because it was so long — apparently causing Trump to claim that nobody was leaving.

"Attendees behind press area started laughing because they all could see," Suebsaeng tweeted.

"Trump’s CPAC speech is longer than his first two marriages," controversial former theater agent Roland Scahill joked.

"Is he talking just long enough so he can brag that he gave the longest speech in CPAC history?" writer Lynn Comella tweeted.

Check out more responses to the rambling, record-breaking speech below: