Watch Johnny Depp star as Trump in this unbelievably funny 1980s TV movie version of ‘Art of the Deal’

Donald Trump infamously described his book, "The Art of the Deal," as second only to the Bible in quality -- so imagine how awesome it would be as a movie.

We no longer have to imagine how great a movie version would be, because "Funny or Die" has released a satirical TV movie adaptation of the 1987 book, featuring an unrecognizeable Johnny Depp as Trump and other comedians and actors, including Patton Oswalt, Michaela Watkins, Alfred Molina, Henry Winkler and Jacob Tremblay.

The kitschy but insanely ambitious joke film features all the hallmarks of 1980s productions -- such as an original theme song by Kenny Loggins.

As Trump might say, this 50-minute spoof is the biggest campaign goof anyone has ever seen.

Watch the entire movie posted online by Funny or Die: