On Christmas Eve, President Donald Trump took a moment to congratulate himself for ending the "assault" on the phrase "Merry Christmas" in a Twitter post.
Trump famously avoided service in Vietnam with a doctor's note about "bone spurs" in his feet, but has called his sexually promiscuous time in the 1970s and 80s his own "personal Vietnam."
Doing battle against STDs is now joined by Trump's brave charge across the "Merry Christmas" battlefield as the sum total of his combat experience. Even Jared Kushner's flack jacket has faced more military and personal risk than the current president.
Twitter let him have it.